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face_master
12-20-2002, 11:45 PM
Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

What am I gonna do? Im going to the movies tonight with friends and she's gonna be there! Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff. Help me! Quick someone break my legs so I dont have to go! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

OneStiffRod
12-20-2002, 11:49 PM
A mouth is a Mouth, a Hand is a Hand, and a hole is a Hole! ON A WOMAN>>>>

face_master
12-20-2002, 11:50 PM
But a fat chick? Not good!

BMJ
12-20-2002, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by OneStiffRod
A mouth is a Mouth, a Hand is a Hand, and a hole is a Hole! aw, is that your way of saying you're gay? :D

face_master
12-20-2002, 11:53 PM
No I got the jist of it, even though BMJ didn't...I think BMJ may have been grossely misinformed

OneStiffRod
12-20-2002, 11:53 PM
How did I know that you would try to stick your bannana in here, you FRUIT.

*Michelle*
12-20-2002, 11:54 PM
haha, face! :) Well, just tell her you don't like her, I think it'll be for the best, but I like a guy and he doesn't like me back, I'd like to know. It will hurt, but at least I won't be hopeful and be worried at the same time.

face_master
12-20-2002, 11:55 PM
This chick is fat and really likes me! AHH!! She made sure that I came. My friend's newly found girlfriend (who is this chick's friend) said she REALLY likes me. I spent lke 10 minutes on the phone to my friend saying "AHHHHH!! NOOOOO! AHH!!! KILL ME!!" after hearing this.

face_master
12-20-2002, 11:56 PM
My plan: After tonight, completely avoid her.

BMJ
12-20-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by OneStiffRod
How did I know that you would try to stick your bannana in here, you FRUIT. Oh come on, just trying to interject some comic relief here; seems face_master's being a bit shallow, so I though.... uhm.... I was thinking something, I dunno what... I'm gonna go back to drinking now...

*Michelle*
12-20-2002, 11:57 PM
Why don't you avoid her tonight? Just sit somewhere else. And so what if she really like you? You don't like her, right? So tell her. If she's stupid enough to continue to like you, that's her problem :)

face_master
12-20-2002, 11:58 PM
>> seems face_master's being a bit shallow

Guilty as charged ;) :D

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:00 AM
>> Why don't you avoid her tonight?

My friends still a bit shy about his new girlfriend so he wants me to come along and I promised him I would. Maybe its some master plan to get me together with the fat chick (I dont actually know her name. In my phone her number is under 'That fat chick')

*Michelle*
12-21-2002, 12:01 AM
that's so mean! :P Maybe she's really nice, it's not her fault that she's fat... Maybe it is she ate too much, but still! :)

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:03 AM
I gonna get so flamed by every chick on this forums and the gay guys on this. I know I am. Ok, time to suit up.

:: sound of zip ::

Ala suit of flame

*Michelle*
12-21-2002, 12:06 AM
why the gay guys? o.O

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:07 AM
cause they're basically chick in guy form.

*Michelle*
12-21-2002, 12:09 AM
Ooook... o.O Anyway, I'm not going to flame you, you are only stating your opinion and everyone has a preference to things, right? So it's fine, don't worry :) I have to go now, bye! :)

Shadow
12-21-2002, 12:11 AM
Here's an idea: Tell her you have a girlfriend and your a man of comittment or something. Make it sound all warm n fuzzy....then pray to god to forgive you for lying to a girl who probably just wants you to talk to her.

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:13 AM
Yeah, I talked to her fine, but she really likes me. DAAAAAAAMMMMIIIT!! Hrm good idea, Shadow. But she hasn't told me that she likes me, I've just found out. I have to wait to she makes the move and then its all defenses up!!

Shadow
12-21-2002, 12:16 AM
That's what I like to hear. Just make up an excuse that makes it so she can't get with you ..and make it a reason that isn't because you don't like her.

- edit -
Try acting like a complete dork..might turn her off. ...less there are alot of people there, then act ultra cool. :cool:

Cheeze-It
12-21-2002, 12:17 AM
You're just a twit. Why would anybody like you? Even a "fat
chick"? You're obviously not a good person; not worthy of even
the ugliest, most desperate person's admiration.

It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.

You're a ditz. And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
as you think you are.



5. The "Silent Bob" trench coat mullet nerd:
Tries to look intimidating but ends up just looking stupid as he
clumsily trips over his trench coat. Usually has shaving scars and
a patchy, random-ass beard because he can't grow facial hair.
Thinks he's the character "Silent Bob" from the movie Clerks.
Pretends to be above it when other nerds laugh at nerd jokes,
secretly goes home and cries himself to sleep.

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:23 AM
...and the flaming begins.

>>
It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.
<<

Its not about being seen with them. Its about her wanting to 'get with me'.

>>
And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
as you think you are.
<<

Nobody said anything about me.


5. The "Silent Bob" trench coat mullet nerd:
Tries to look intimidating but ends up just looking stupid as he
clumsily trips over his trench coat. Usually has shaving scars and
a patchy, random-ass beard because he can't grow facial hair.
Thinks he's the character "Silent Bob" from the movie Clerks.
Pretends to be above it when other nerds laugh at nerd jokes,
secretly goes home and cries himself to sleep.I found this really funny and most of it was true. Silent Bob rules! BOoya!

BMJ
12-21-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by face_master
cause they're basically chick in guy form.uhhhh.... no, I'm flaming you because you're soaked in jet-fuel.

MadHatter
12-21-2002, 12:54 AM
i'm not female, nor am i gay... and i still say yer being shallow... so there :D :rolleyes:

face_master
12-21-2002, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by face_master
>> seems face_master's being a bit shallow

Guilty as charged ;) :D

BMJ
12-21-2002, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by face_master
Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff.That must be so horrible! :rolleyes:

face_master
12-21-2002, 01:01 AM
BMJ, I DONT WONT HER TO DO THIS!!! Ok, you might be one of those guys who likes a girl who is more 'built' but I dont. EWwww

BMJ
12-21-2002, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by face_master
BMJ, I DONT WONT HER TO DO THIS!!! Ok, you might be one of those guys who likes a girl who is more 'built' but I dont. EWwww I can't imagine how horrible it would be for someone to say "eeeewwww, I don't want you to touch me because you're fat", to me if I were fat.

face_master
12-21-2002, 01:16 AM
I dont want her to wanna start kissing me or anything. OK? Geez...

BMJ
12-21-2002, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by face_master
I dont want her to wanna start kissing me or anything. OK? Geez... I wouldn't worry about anyone kissing you "or anything", you sir, are a ploser. (poser + loser)

face_master
12-21-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by BMJ
I wouldn't worry about anyone kissing you "or anything", you sir, are a ploser. (poser + loser) Yeh, right ok.

Govtcheez
12-21-2002, 02:02 AM
I'm with BMJ on this one. Jesus ****, give the girl a break - it's not like she proposed to you.

face_master
12-21-2002, 02:10 AM
Just gonna play it safe tonight...

adrianxw
12-21-2002, 03:42 AM
Tell her you've got a boyfriend !

Scourfish
12-21-2002, 03:52 AM
Well, it's good to see that your priorities straight. Speaking of which, I remember way back yonder (4 years ago) when I was still in high school it was ignorant, pompous dickwads with some sort of l33t complex that drove a fat kid I knew to commit suicide. He failed to do even that and was insulted for that too.

Face man, my advice to you is to go rent a movie called "Heathers" and try to be more open minded.

rahaydenuk
12-21-2002, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by face_master
Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

Don't flatter yourself.

rick barclay
12-21-2002, 05:47 AM
Throw her a couple of quarters and tell her to call you
after she's lost fifty pounds.

minesweeper
12-21-2002, 06:25 AM
face, for all you know, this girl might be able to code better than Prelude!!

Ken Fitlike
12-21-2002, 06:38 AM
>>face, for all you know, this girl might be able to code better than Prelude!!<<

That's an evil heresy! May your heart be cut from your chest and offered up as a burnt offering to appease the Goddess while a Priest intones, "Dost thou desire fries with that?".

Brian
12-21-2002, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by ethic
You're just a twit. Why would anybody like you? Even a "fat
chick"? You're obviously not a good person; not worthy of even
the ugliest, most desperate person's admiration.

It's sad to think there are people out there that would rather have
their legs broken than be seen with someone who isn't attractive.

You're a ditz. And I'm willing to bet you're not even as attractive
as you think you are.



I think this post is worthy of being quoted in full.
Well said. Next term I'm gonna beat up a year 9 and pretend its face, for that poor girl. *sniffle*.

minesweeper
12-21-2002, 06:44 AM
>>That's an evil heresy! May your heart be cut from your chest and offered up as a burnt offering to appease the Goddess while a Priest intones, "Dost thou desire fries with that?".<<

ROFL!! Man, you're a card!!

vasanth
12-21-2002, 08:27 AM
Bravo.. you have won an award for flattering yourself.. Why dont you go around town saying a fat chick likes me...

RoD
12-21-2002, 08:54 AM
Not liking her doens't make you shallow, posting something like this and using phrases like "ewww" and "fat chick" make you shallow.

A better way to handle the situation, and the best imo, would be to just tell her your not interested in a way thats sensitive to her feelings.

Example: "I think your a very sweet girl, and i'm an idiot for passing up the chance to be with you, but i'm just not ready to have someone in my life, i still have alot of things that are hanging over me from my last relationship, and i haven't really been given the chance to heal."

This solves your problem, and lets her down decently easy. Its alot better then "I'm shallow and fat chicks r like eww.".

Think before you speak bro.

/* And one more thing now that i think about it, i don't think its really all that polite to single out "the gay guys" of cprog, its their right as to how they live, and nobody whos so shallow they can't even handle this situation properly should try and make that a negative thing.*/

casino_emperor
12-21-2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by face_master
Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

What am I gonna do? Im going to the movies tonight with friends and she's gonna be there! Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff. Help me! Quick someone break my legs so I dont have to go! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

You are a lucky person to have some girls care and crush on.
You must appreciate that and accept her as a friend unless you are gay and hate the love or admire from others.

EmperorIII

golfinguy4
12-21-2002, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by face_master
cause they're [gay guys] basically chick in guy form.

You obvously don't lift weights. I know a few gay guys at the gym that I go to and I wouldn't dare insult them. They could tear people in half with ease.

-KEN-
12-21-2002, 12:06 PM
Like was said before, you're falttering yourself. I've had tons of women I didn't like (mainly because I don't LIKE women...:)) coming on to me; in moves and otherwsie. You know what I did? Let it slide. You talk to them as human beings, not "that fat chick", or "that really fine chick". You'd be surprised what you learn. None of them are going to try to kiss you. Maybe hold your arm or something, but that's hardly the end of the world. I'm friends with 90% of the girls who've come onto me, because they were all really cool once I got to know them. Suck it up and stop complaining all the time. Every other thread of yours is a complaint.

>>cause they're basically chick in guy form.

Oh, well thanks for clearing THAT up. :rolleyes: Where would we be without insightful people like you? Oh yes, in a land called "better off".

>>i still have alot of things that are hanging over me from my last relationship

Assuming prick-o's ever had one...

>>I'm gonna go back to drinking now...

taking a page from my book? :)

>>You obvously don't lift weights. I know a few gay guys at the gym that I go to and I wouldn't dare insult them. They could tear people in half with ease.<<

Yeah, but which part of you :D? Speaking as one of the "chick's in guy form", I'd have to say I would tear Face to pieces...

//edit: FYI, posting threads as you do doesn't make people think you're cool either, Face. (read: ethics "Silent Bob" quote)

valar_king
12-21-2002, 12:35 PM
You're gay?
Hmmm...
face_master is shallow. Maybe he'll start going after some shallow girl and get what's coming to him.

Clyde
12-21-2002, 12:41 PM
"I'm friends with 90% of the girls who've come onto me"

To be fair its a damn site easier to turn someone down if you're gay, you just have say "I'm gay", end of story.

Unfortunately if you're straight, it can be alot harder to avoid hurt feelings.

I rather suspect that is what is bothering facemaster.

ggs
12-21-2002, 12:54 PM
we all suck



everybody loses

kill her and then yourself