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12-18-2002, 08:27 PM
And the award goes to...

Missy Misdemeanor Elliott with "Work It"

take a look at a bit of her poetic insight:



See my hips and my tips don't cha
See my .......... and my lips don't cha
Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
That the kinda beat that go ra ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya


and this:



If you're a fly gal, get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a Halle Berry posta?
See ma Belvedere playin tricks on ya


or how about this:



I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my .......... go ba-bump bump bump
Keep your eyes on my ba-bump bump bump
And think you can handle this ba-dunkey dunk dunk
Take my thong off and my .......... go boom
Cut the lights on so you see what I can do


i needed to rant. everytime i hear this song it makes me seriously violent.

and for the people who like this song, i apologize. i apologize for your lack of any ability to discern talent whatsoever.

its sad that people pay money for this 'art'...

abrege
12-18-2002, 08:29 PM
I would like to hear that song :rolleyes:

...
12-18-2002, 08:32 PM
i reccomend physically restraining yourself before you do, so you do not inadvertantly lash out at anyone standing nearby.

did i mention the song doesnt have any music in it whatsoever? its rap (of course) and the only other things than the 'singing' are a canned drumbeat and a synthisizer of some sort playing one(!) note in two octaves...

BMJ
12-18-2002, 09:04 PM
I unfortunatly, have to hear this "song" at least 5 times a day; SOMEONE's got it playing somewhere at all times... *shudder*, it's so stupid!

Worst.... song.... ever! (http://www.tilted.com/~brian/workit.mp3)

Polymorphic OOP
12-18-2002, 09:23 PM
Worst Lyrics Ever (http://www.mp3.com/Rivorus_Is_A_Cock_Sl)

abrege
12-18-2002, 09:34 PM
Smells like teen spirit...nuff said

beely
12-18-2002, 09:43 PM
the worst of the lyrics i ever seen it before. LOL

Shadow
12-18-2002, 09:49 PM
> Smells like teen spirit...nuff said
That's a good song I understand all of the lyrics to..course, it's how you read it all I guess.
It talks about youth being over-greedy, lost, and confused.

observe:
Load up on guns and bring your friends.
Its fun to lose and to pretend.
She's over bored and self-assured.
Oh no, I know a dirty word.

Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yay! (x3)

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay! (x3)

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low? (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
A denial !! (x9)

Cheeze-It
12-18-2002, 10:57 PM
Thief!!! You stole my style!!!

>>Smells Like Teen Spirt

Whatever. Nirvana was the greatest band ever assembled. I'm
listening to them right now (About a Girl. Unplugged ver.) The
lyrics to SLTS are nothing but pure, poetic genius.

Seriously, anybody who doesn't like Nirvana (or any of Kurt's
lyrics) has some serious mental issues...

ammar
12-19-2002, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by ethic
Thief!!! You stole my style!!!

>>Smells Like Teen Spirt

Whatever. Nirvana was the greatest band ever assembled. I'm
listening to them right now (About a Girl. Unplugged ver.) The
lyrics to SLTS are nothing but pure, poetic genius.

Seriously, anybody who doesn't like Nirvana (or any of Kurt's
lyrics) has some serious mental issues...

Nirvana is a good band, I like them myself, but I don't think they are the greatedst band ever, not even close to the greatest band...

I think that the lyrics posted by Shadow, are the worst.

Shadow
12-19-2002, 04:33 AM
> I think that the lyrics posted by Shadow, are the worst.
Opinion openly accepted. I like that song *so so hand gesture* a little bit. I don't like Nirvana really. I like..3 or so threads. But ah well.

Aqua - Barbie Girl, there's some annoying lyrics! :D

RoD
12-19-2002, 05:15 AM
Barbie girl rules you!

Captain Penguin
12-19-2002, 06:20 AM
Screw Nirvana! Sublime rocks!

(I like both, but Sublime is simply... Sublime. RIP Brad Nowell)

adamviper
12-19-2002, 07:44 AM
Ok here is the truth Nirvana Rules just like sublime and the only bads music out there is RAP or as ii call it CRAP.

civix
12-19-2002, 07:56 AM
AHHAHahahhaAHHahah!

That sounds like something that I would write. I wrote this in my spare time:

"
Wise monkeys dont monkey around with other monkeys monkeys.
"

Actually, I just wrote that to keep this post from being a one-liner. :D

The Junglist
12-19-2002, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by adamviper
the only bads music out there is RAP or as ii call it CRAP. With that said, I urge you to read the lyrics and listen to the flow of "The Notorious BIG".

Davros
12-19-2002, 01:12 PM
>I unfortunatly, have to hear this "song" at least 5 times a day; SOMEONE's got it playing somewhere at all times... *shudder*, it's so stupid!

Worst.... song.... ever!

Downloaded it. But it will only play backwards. How do I get it to play forward?

Oh hang on, it's meant to sound like that.

minesweeper
12-19-2002, 01:18 PM
Worst lyrics ever surely goes to No Limits by 2 Unlimited




No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits



Terrible chorus!!

The Junglist
12-19-2002, 01:20 PM
Y'all are going on about Missy's one irritating track. I actually like it. Many artists have wack songs, but they aren't known for those ones, instead, they are known for the ones that are good.

Davros
12-19-2002, 01:23 PM
The stars that shine
and the stars that shrink
in the face of stagnation
the water runs
before your eyes

and...

a jamboree of surprises
playing russian roulette or the lucky dip
a clenched fist to your heart

and...

a baby piano cries
under your heavy index finger & thumb
pull some strings
let them sing

Before your eyes
is a glittering prize

Here (http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/sdhdaz.mp3)


Here's some more lyrics. Kind of reminds me of Big Brother:

Sit back and enjoy
the real macoy
our new age of authority
our sentinal
of misery

His was face was full of intent
and we shook with excitement
the victim stared up and looked strangely at the screen
as her pain was our fault
but that's entertainment
what we crave for inside
no more second rate movies
form those people outside

A prevention of crime
or a passing of time

Here (http://www.untiedundone.com/audio/sdhmon.mp3)

The Junglist
12-19-2002, 01:25 PM
hmmm..... the best lyrics, give it up to --> Kate Bush:D

The older ppl will know who she is.

Davros
12-19-2002, 01:28 PM
Have to admit Kate Bush was good.

Shadow12345
12-19-2002, 02:18 PM
What? You don't like rap? I LOVE rap, rap is the BEST stuff in the world! I think it's an artform, in fact I'm doing my own rap right now, here it goes:



drugs **** ya sex g homie
homie g sex ya **** drugs
drugs drugs bootay bootay
sex!
yo ****a! sex drugs money!
money bootay drugs sex!
ass cap busta **** drugs money sex!
!xes yenom sgurd kcuf atsub pac ssa


*bows*

Now everyone pay me lots of money so when I'm rich i'll rap about being too poor

RoD
12-19-2002, 02:31 PM
I wish i could pull an eminem and get rich by telling everyone to go **** themselves.

MadHatter
12-19-2002, 02:34 PM
>>telling everyone to go **** themselves

yea... i do that all the time, and people actually seem to like me less, believe it or not... :rolleyes:

Davros
12-19-2002, 02:35 PM
I quite enjoyed that!

I see what you mean about it being an art form. I especially liked your holistic approach to the socio-demographic relationships between modern youth culture and the more basic freudian traits.

Shadow
12-19-2002, 02:47 PM
> I wish i could pull an eminem and get rich by telling everyone to go **** themselves.
In the words of my favorite and only "band" I like, ICP, "Eminem ain't nuttin but a unreasonable woman".

His song, without me? Wow, a controversy super-hero. Exactly what he is. He's in it for the dough down to his core and admits it. He battles ICP alot, well, sometimes, and from what I hear,, he's growin a "softer" image..just like ICP has been doing for the past 4 years or so. He has a habbit of copying them. ICP can release touching songs that dip into their 10+ year music archive to touch the fans..eminem, what's he got that'll pull on your heart strings? A joke on a 2 year old cd? PFT. ICP Does dirtty, icp does killing, but they do it in horror story form. Spooky scary stories..and they tie all their cds together by mentioning cd characters, imaginary horror rides, etc. Hence, "The Dark Carnival". It's all tied together..a new cd isn't a new gimmick from an old dog. A new cd IS a new dog.

Eminem, the ultimate panty waste! :D

Shadow12345
12-19-2002, 03:05 PM
I see what you mean about it being an art form. I especially liked your holistic approach to the socio-demographic relationships between modern youth culture and the more basic freudian traits.

WHAT? ARE YOU CALLING HIM A SLUT?

Davros
12-19-2002, 03:10 PM
Urgh?

Davros
12-19-2002, 03:12 PM
Shadow(123456) - I was replying to your post. But by the time I hit the submit button, several people had got posts in before me. I'm not calling anybody anything.

>two shads, my head hurts.

Jeez. Edited.

RoD
12-19-2002, 03:14 PM
two shads, my head hurts.

Cheeze-It
12-19-2002, 03:23 PM
The best lyrics ever come from Nirvana's "Dumb."


I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
The sun is gone, but I have a light.
The day is done, but I'm having fun.
I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.
Think I'm happy.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue.
Help me inhale and mend it with you.
We'll float around. Hang out on clouds.
Then we'll come down. Have a hangover.
Have a hangover.

Skin the Sun.
Fall asleep.
Wish away.
The soul is cheap.
Lesson learned.
Wish me luck.
Soothe the burn.
Wake me up. //The best part right here..


Jeez, you can't beat that... Pefect. Just perfect.

Brian
12-19-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by abrege
Smells like teen spirit...nuff said

That is a completely obvious troll.
Everybody knows stairway to heaven was the worst song ever written.

Shadow12345
12-19-2002, 06:26 PM
To Davros


I see what you mean about it being an art form. I especially liked your holistic approach to the socio-demographic relationships between modern youth culture and the more basic freudian traits.

I had no clue what you meant by this and I thought it would be funny to take that turn it around and assume you really meant he's a slut.

To Ethic:
I like Kurt Cobain's lyrics a lot, I like his songs because they are easy to play on guitar (just learn how to do a power chord and move it around). I like the way Kurt Cobain would use his ring finger alone instead of both the ring a pinkie fingers like most losers do (heh).

To R-O-D:
*aspirin*
incidentally my neighbor's stepfather's name is Shad, and Shadow is the name of my old girlfriend's cat who was killed because of rabies, but then the rabies tests came back negative, and then afterwards she asked me to type a poem she wrote about shadow (she didn't have a computer at the time) but I lost the poem, and I've never forgiven myself ever since and I use Shadow as a username to remind me of it, so I'll never do something so insensitive again

RoD
12-19-2002, 06:29 PM
damn man, thats a pretty good reason for a name....i have a simillar story.

Silent_Death17 is my handle for alot of things, mainly my email addy(one email i will NEVER let go of), i choose it in memory of my friend that died in the drug incident. She died silently in her sleep at the age of 17...

minesweeper
12-19-2002, 06:38 PM
I chose my name after reading an article on a minesweeper. Yeah this guy is paid by various agencies to go to war zones, hunt out minefields and disable the mines by hand. Not like he gets paid an awful lot either. Some might say he is stupid, but after reading the article and it's statistics on the number of kids who lose their limbs and stuff each year, I figured he is hero. So that's how I chose my name.

-KEN-
12-19-2002, 07:28 PM
>>is RAP or as ii call it CRAP.

Oh man, did you think that up all by yourself? I hope you didn't strain your braincells.

Davros
12-20-2002, 08:38 AM
>I had no clue what you meant by this and I thought it would be funny to take that turn it around and assume you really meant he's a slut.

Shadow12345 - It was deliberately meant to mean nothing, just a load of arty buzz words densely packed together. Don't worry about it.

I'm beginning to realise that not everything one shares my sense of homour. Therefore I've edited my signiture text to ensure misunderstandings never happen again.

Shadow
12-20-2002, 11:44 AM
> I chose my name after reading an article on a minesweeper.
I just chose mine because I'm always invisible. I'm sort of like the flamwarrior who's name is, "Lurker".

hostensteffa
12-21-2002, 05:54 AM
some local band i saw with my girlfriends brother....

" F*(K Sh&T"

kinda funny to me, because me and my girlfriend always made fun of those crazy hardcore bands by screaming this whenever we saw some hardcore band.