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11-30-2002, 08:02 PM
Does dog exist?

11-30-2002, 08:19 PM
Yes! I have seen dog with my own eyes! Not only does dog exist, but there is a polydogity out there! One time I saw three dogs, each having its own color of fur, walking down the street leashed to the hands of a rotund lady who must have been the dogs' master.

11-30-2002, 08:24 PM
The dog doesn't exist because I fed the only one to my cat.

On the other hand my cat is a cynical fellow. He hasn't really anything to contribute, but he'd like you to know that anyway.

11-30-2002, 09:28 PM
Im a dog. Bow before my glory!

11-30-2002, 09:37 PM
Woof. Can I smell your anus?

12-01-2002, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by JoeSixpack
Woof. Can I smell your anus?

No, you cannot.

But, if you want you can go lick your...

12-01-2002, 06:04 AM
>> Still, do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger, eh? <<

Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks!


Honestly, everyone here thinks they have all of the answers. I'm tired of it - what people forget is Jesus' message. Even if you deny that he is the Son of God, you have to admit that he was bang on the money about how we should live. People get caught up in trying to argue about events and names and dates and facts but this misses the whole point.

Love is all you need, all you need is love.

And if you say "love doesn't exist" then I genuinely feel sorry for you!

12-01-2002, 06:50 AM
Some food for thought. Well I think that Jesus was a practical man, and he would have wanted a dog that was practical. So therefore, based upon mountains of unseen evidence, I think he would have owned a Labrador Retriever. Why? Because they come back (perhaps even from the dead :eek: )

May I suggest that Jesus would have believed in the saying "Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick" as popularised by Teddy Roosevelt. So with a big dog, and a big stick, he could kick ass, take names, and heal lepers.

12-01-2002, 03:39 PM
my aunt has a chihuahua...

but then again, i guess thats not really a dog...

12-01-2002, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Ken Fitlike
Some guy i've never met but is highly recommended by someone I read about once was overheard to have said it was a golden retriever. Can't get better proof than that, can you now?

Sure you can. I once read an internet article, the URL of which I've since lost, written by a person who says that they're a certified Jesus-ologist, who mentioned the possibility of Jesus owning a Dalmation, in case of fire (there weren't many of those little levers to pull back then, I've read).