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Shadow12345
11-12-2002, 06:13 PM
Is it true that programmers never get laid? In case you didn't know 'laid' is an American (and British) slang term used for Sexual Intercourse. Sexual Intercourse should be a topic covered in medium detail in your public grammar school.

JoeSixpack
11-12-2002, 06:26 PM
>Sexual Intercourse should be a topic covered in medium detail in your public grammar school.<

What do you mean by medium? Do you get to go into the lab?

biosninja
11-12-2002, 06:34 PM
WRONG!!!

Depends from person to person.

DarkViper
11-12-2002, 06:58 PM
hell i program all over the place. ive been laid many times! CANADA OWNZ!!!

Shadow12345
11-12-2002, 06:58 PM
no we do not experiment in the lab please do not introduce such perverted ideas into my perfectly harmless post, i do not want this thread to go south for one of the mods may delete it.

DarkViper
11-12-2002, 07:05 PM
uhh...ok? canada still ownz.

correlcj
11-12-2002, 07:13 PM
4 to 5 times daily. At my age my wife says i am a real sex machine. ROOM! ROOOOOOOM!!
HE! HE! HE!
:D
cj

Shadow12345
11-12-2002, 07:21 PM
4 to 5 times daily. At my age my wife says i am a real sex machine. ROOM! ROOOOOOOM!!
HE! HE! HE!


I bow before you great one
*bows*

Terrance
11-12-2002, 08:46 PM
Once you're a programmer, you've guaranteed yourself a spot in virgin heaven :D

Prelude
11-12-2002, 08:53 PM
>Is it true that programmers never get laid?
No, in fact, programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence (yes, I'm generalizing). ;)

-Prelude

Eibro
11-12-2002, 09:08 PM
I don't know if you meant to or not, but the poll options evaluate to the same answer: No.

Sebastiani
11-12-2002, 09:11 PM
Once you're a programmer, you've guaranteed yourself a spot in virgin heaven

:D Funny.

I've been 'celibate' for over a year and a half now. I have also been programming for about a year and a half. Coincidence??

4point5
11-12-2002, 10:12 PM
Yes, its true, but then again, I don't consider my self a programmer.

Shadow
11-12-2002, 10:23 PM
> Is it true that programmers never get laid?
Absolutely not.

Think of a sexual scenario that isn't disgusting, yet, kinky/naughty and I've done it.

> programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence
This is also highly true and a valid statement.
And...by the way, Prelude, did you do something new with your....hair? ;):p

Prelude
11-12-2002, 10:30 PM
>And...by the way, Prelude, did you do something new with your....hair?
I suppose I'm dense enough to ask what you mean. So, what do you mean? :)

-Prelude

Shadow
11-12-2002, 10:35 PM
> So, what do you mean?
Hm, I mean..laugh, or atleast act somewhat amused for poor old Shadow. :D (????)

To lay it all out:
It was a joke, obviously(or, I'd hope). You said your bit about intelligence, and what not, so I made a silly comment, in the hopes of you registering the fact that I was complimenting your intelligence.

Prelude
11-12-2002, 10:50 PM
It was a joke, obviously(or, I'd hope). You said your bit about intelligence, and what not, so I made a silly comment, in the hopes of you registering the fact that I was complimenting your intelligence.

Ah, I see. As you can probably imagine, I'm not quite as sharp with communication as with programming. ;)

-Prelude

TechWins
11-12-2002, 10:52 PM
my answer = um no!

>I don't know if you meant to or not, but the poll options evaluate to the same answer: No.<

yeah, i noticed the samething, too.

Imperito
11-12-2002, 10:54 PM
As you can probably imagine, I'm not quite as sharp with communication as with programming.

Which is good, lest your wit become so incisive that those nearest you would be permanently impaled thereon.

nvoigt
11-13-2002, 01:15 AM
No, in fact, programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence (yes, I'm generalizing).


uhm, is the rest of the female population aware of this fact ? They seem to hide their attraction pretty well :mad:



Is it true that programmers never get laid?


Boolean logic: No. I know at least one programmer who got laid at least once, so it's false.

On the other hand, i never had a woman dig my big grey computing machine so much she wanted to get it on immediatly. Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more... doesn't seem to happen. What a pity :p


Edit:
Any female who wants to prove the poll is wrong can call me any time :p

From the Link in my Sig.:


Sex
The Germans are as fond of sex as everyone else and remarkably tolerant of other people's foibles and peculiarities. There is great openness about sex - in-depth discussions about its problematic nature are inevitable wherever you go and any sign of embarrassment will be taken as a symptom of psychological hang-ups.
Seduction techniques leave something to be desired, and many Germans seem to rely on the age old method of boring the pants off you.
Once under way, expect full-blooded and vocal expressions of pleasure and delight (or disappointment), and don't be taken aback by frank comparisons of technique, duration, etc.
The commercial face of sex is coarse, vulgar and occasionally very strange indeed. For details, see Hamburg's Reeperbahn. In general, licensed premises and persons receive routine health inspections thus reducing the risk of contracting any unpleasant, surprises (but only slightly).
However, if you like your sex to be a mysterious smoldering ecstasy, choose the French. To the Germans it is more like an invigorating work-out in the gym or, in extreme cases, minor surgery.

Brian
11-13-2002, 01:49 AM
I've had sex.

Sex is just warm masturbation with consequences.

MrWizard
11-13-2002, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by Prelude
>Is it true that programmers never get laid?
No, in fact, programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence (yes, I'm generalizing). ;)

-Prelude

I wish this was the case with the women that I know.

4point5
11-13-2002, 09:14 AM
If you think sex is just "warm masturbation" then your partner must not be very good at it...:o

DarkViper
11-13-2002, 11:26 AM
BURN!!!! (i think :() ahh, sex is the best thing in the world. and dare i say it... better than a fully working program (OHMYGOSH! i think i may have offended some people on this board ;))

Sindol
11-13-2002, 11:30 AM
How could programers not get laid, I mean women love it when we talk about linked lists, polymorphism, and referenced pointers to large arrays right?

Brian
11-13-2002, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by 4point5
If you think sex is just "warm masturbation" then your partner must not be very good at it...:o

if you take what brian says too seriously you might just...LOOK OVER THERE

/runs

ammar
11-13-2002, 12:00 PM
I realy think it depends from a person to another.
I like the way you made the poll.

Stoned_Coder
11-13-2002, 12:17 PM
Yes programmers do get laid just not as often as they would like!

The wife says I should get off my computer more!:p

salvelinus
11-13-2002, 02:42 PM
Talkin' bout the old cin/cout, eh? Lotsa fun, 'less you have to use the debugger...

Shadow12345
11-13-2002, 02:53 PM
I believe it is important for programmers to get laid as often as possible. This way we can breed a very closed yet intelligent species and take over the world. Once we have taken over the world we can then take over the universe. This means that if you are extremely intelligent you must only breed with other extremely intelligent programmers. This means Prelude will never get laid because no one even comes close in terms of intelligence.

EDIT:
This also means I will never get laid because I am on the other end of the spectrum.

Shadow
11-13-2002, 03:03 PM
> Talkin' bout the old cin/cout, eh? Lotsa fun, 'less you have to use the debugger...
hahahahaha...heh heh heh..heh, funny. :D

debugger...ewwwww

-KEN-
11-13-2002, 03:04 PM
Not true at all...I don't think that anyone gives a hoot what you do for a living so much as your personality and your overall physical attractiveness. I've never been judged because of being good with computers. I don't think anyone even cares....

I'm just a cool kid, what can I say? :cool: It's not like I let computers rule my life...they're just fn to mess with and I'm good with them :)

minesweeper
11-13-2002, 03:05 PM
This means Prelude will never get laid because no one even comes close in terms of intelligence.


Mate, just ask her for her number!!

Cshot
11-13-2002, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by nvoigt
Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more...

LMFAO! This should be your new sig :D

DarkViper
11-13-2002, 05:59 PM
LOL!!!!

anywho getting laid is the best, and it does depend who you are. lots of programmers dont care. they look up porn on the net and masterbate. but me being a programmer, naw! i do that sometimes but only every once in a blue moon. i have a girlfriend who can do that for me ;)

minesweeper
11-13-2002, 06:09 PM
i have a girlfriend who can do that for me


What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k

Shadow
11-13-2002, 06:32 PM
> What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k
I was with a girl that did that and wanted to.
Freaking nympho!

I swore sex was her oxygen, I left, I couldn't take it.
She was too cold. :(

-KEN-
11-13-2002, 06:54 PM
Ewww...can we close this thread? I really don't need to have the thoughts of horny 12 year olds who are masturbating to a thread on a programming board because they're too scared to talk to a girl broadcasted to me.


Ewwww....I need one of those eye wash stations by my computer.

Shadow12345
11-13-2002, 06:57 PM
What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.

-KEN-
11-13-2002, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Shadow12345
What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.

At least you deleted your post. Ew.

golfinguy4
11-13-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by nvoigt
On the other hand, i never had a woman dig my big grey computing machine so much she wanted to get it on immediatly. Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more... doesn't seem to happen. What a pity :p


Am I the only one that started laughing uncontrollably when reading this? THat was very good nvoigt. :)

zahid
11-13-2002, 11:05 PM
I guess, this is a joke. Poll has actually one option.

Okay... I don't think, the statement is true. Sex is part of life (all species). Is there anyone who have no has experience (But have the ability).

So, definetly I don't agree. But yes quantity may differ.

Cheeze-It
11-14-2002, 03:56 AM
Sex is bad. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for even
thinking about it.

4point5
11-14-2002, 09:00 AM
For all you programmers who want to get laid and can't, click here (http://www.pickupguide.com) for some help. It helped me out, but don't take waht they say 100% serious...

It's not porn either, im not THAT lame...

<edit>Hey, who edited my post? There's nothing bad there!</edit>

RobR
11-14-2002, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by ethic
Sex is bad. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for even
thinking about it.

Dam' Sentenced to permanent shame :D .

Shadow12345
11-14-2002, 06:01 PM
Oh yeah sure RobR just come in here acting like you know everything *snaps fingers to the left and right* whateva girlfriend me no take that crap from you *makes jerky side to side snakelike movements with head* biatch!

ygfperson
11-14-2002, 06:38 PM
i've never been laid. but i'm only 17.

which reminds me... is this thread really appropriate for the under-18 audience?

Shadow12345
11-14-2002, 06:51 PM
Yes

lightatdawn
11-14-2002, 07:31 PM
>>is this thread really appropriate for the under-18 audience?

As long as things dont get all asterixy (or worse; avoid getting asterixy ;) ), there's no rules being broken.

To answer the threads question: No. Its not true. Really, really, not true... Really, re... oh, I think you get the point.

>>Sex is bad. [...]

Heh. You're doing it wrong. :p

-KEN-
11-14-2002, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by lightatdawn
>>is this thread really appropriate for the under-18 audience?

As long as things dont get all asterixy (or worse; avoid getting asterixy ;) ), there's no rules being broken.

To answer the threads question: No. Its not true. Really, really, not true... Really, re... oh, I think you get the point.

>>Sex is bad. [...]

Heh. You're doing it wrong. :p

Shutup! The closest thing you've ever had to sex is my FAQ submission....mmmm....FAQ submission...::drools:: :p