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Betazep
10-09-2001, 11:56 AM
heheheh :D

rick barclay
10-09-2001, 02:24 PM
I'm surprised there wasn't a block-long line of people trying
to get in there. :D

rick barclay

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 02:26 PM
remind me to drive up to new port ritchie! sure it's not too far from here....

Betazep
10-09-2001, 06:32 PM
I wonder if the people there are a bit slow... although it is probably a hoax (edited picture).

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 06:35 PM
Floridians are not slow!!

YANK!___MER!!'ing Gore and his __mer'ing democratic following - "Uhh...we didn't notice where the arrow was poitning cuz we're the stupidest people on the planet! Go Gore!"

Betazep
10-09-2001, 06:37 PM
my brain hurtz... :D

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 06:42 PM
while(RaggingOn(Ken) || RaggingOn(Florida))
{
whoop = fopen(StdWhoopAss, "r");
BeatSenseless(whoop, hSender, IDBLOODYPULP);
}
fclose(whoop);

Betazep
10-09-2001, 06:46 PM
:D

You are very funny. I see why gamegod adores you so. :D

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 06:48 PM
*blushes* well I'm still planning on executing that code on your ass :)

gamegod3001
10-09-2001, 06:53 PM
>You are very funny. I see why gamegod adores you so

I don't adore -KEN-. I admire him.

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 06:55 PM
assassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassas sassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassa ssassassassassassassassassassassassassassassassass assassassassassassass

nice filter, guys.


wahoo, admiration!

Betazep
10-09-2001, 06:58 PM
do
{
if (kenWalk)
getch(run);

else
getch(runfast);

switch (direction)
{
case bob_and:
break;
case weave:
break;
}

} while (KenCodeExecution);

-KEN-
10-09-2001, 07:07 PM
while(evasion)
{
grab();
system("friends.exe -holddown");
mangle(face);
}


take that!

gamegod3001
10-09-2001, 07:32 PM
Can't we all just be freinds. No good.



class Matrix
{
public:
Matrix (int force, int stenght);
int force;
int strenght;
int move (int towards, int moveName);
}

int main ()
{
if ((boardMember) & !(perfect))
{
for (int a=0; a <= boradMembers -perfects; a++)
{
Matrix members[a] (0,1);
name.move (doesItMatter, 0);
}
}
if ((boardMember) & (perfect))
{
for (int b=0; b<= perfects; b++)
{
Metrix perfects[b] (999999999,9999999999);
name.move (Betazep, EveryThingAndThenSome);
}
}
}

doubleanti
10-09-2001, 11:32 PM
funny...

hey now, _i'm_ supposed to calm you two kiddies down with excessive thyimble cramming down related esphagus'...

Betazep
10-10-2001, 12:12 AM
shoot...

that

grab() command gets me every time.

But system calls are slow!



if (grab_success())
{
enter_police(10);

cout << "Everybody freeze..." << endlife_if_move;

jail_term(ken, friends);

protective_custody (betazep);

system("rename betazep betazep2");

conceal_whereabouts(betazep2);

return EXIT_SUCCESS; // end program
}



muuuuu aaaaaahh ha ha ha ha ha...............

-KEN-
10-10-2001, 06:42 AM
plea(insanity);
exit(jail);
infiltrate(CIA |~ witnessprotection);
ExactRevenge(Betazep2);



haha, my code's always a lot smaller and more to the point :)

Betazep
10-10-2001, 10:41 AM
oh really




if (kenNear)
execute(nuclear_backpack);




burn baby burn

doubleanti
10-10-2001, 04:53 PM
// mysterious infinite loop
while (!relaxed) relax();

Dude101
10-10-2001, 07:30 PM
hehe ppl should always talk like that

doubleanti
10-10-2001, 11:04 PM
{
printf ("hey man... we already obfuscate english...\n");
printf ("we don't need to obfuscate code...\n");
}


:p

Govtcheez
10-11-2001, 01:07 PM
while (Govtcheez == inSchool)
{
BoardVisitsPerDay = 1;
PostsPerDay = 2;
Sob();
}

Betazep
10-11-2001, 01:09 PM
Good maybe some of us will catch up with you! heheheh

oskilian
10-11-2001, 04:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

though, I still believe it's not real


Oskilian

doubleanti
10-11-2001, 04:34 PM
// infinite emo-closure circumstance...
while (i_cant_get_no_statisfaction) exit (EXIT_FAILURE);