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Betazep
10-24-2002, 10:12 AM
posted by Ken

That rascal Betazep has absconded with my sandwich.



I will have you know, Mr Ken, that the so called sandwich that you speak of was taken due to its cataclismic properties on your psyche.

By having that sandwich, you had an elitism complex that would have led to cranial expansion, and god forbid, rectal cranial inversion.

So in a sense... I did what was best for you, and if there is any candy roaming around here in candy bowls thereof, I should be the proprietor of said sweetness.

Thank you.

Betazep

BMJ
10-24-2002, 10:18 AM
*hands Ken moldy, brown, banana corpse that once was full of dance*

You can have this instead; it's not pretty to look at, and it kinda smells... but it's safe! And that's what's important!

*nods affirmatively*

BMJ
10-24-2002, 10:37 AM

Betazep
10-24-2002, 04:44 PM
Nice brown banana.

Now where the hell is my candy?

Cshot
10-24-2002, 04:50 PM
Oh....so that's what happened to the dancing banana.

-KEN-
10-24-2002, 04:57 PM
I demand my sandwich back, you wanker!

I only gave it to you for one bite :( You've broken my trust.


/*Where exactly did I post that? Wasn't it at fdiddy?*/

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:01 PM
You are not getting your sandwich back.... quit crying. Ethic ate it.


and you posted it in a thread about troll king's (witch king, whatever) banishment. The thread was closed by the insurmountable kermster to fall into the pits of cprog.

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:02 PM
...and besides. You have a brown banana now. What more could you need?

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by -KEN-
I demand my sandwich back, you wanker!

I only gave it to you for one bite :( You've broken my trust.


/*Where exactly did I post that? Wasn't it at fdiddy?*/ The great sandwich caper (http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27101&perpage=15&highlight=sandwich&pagenumber=2)

-KEN-
10-24-2002, 05:12 PM
No. I hate that thing. I shot it. Stop trying to cover it up.


Now give me back my damned sandwich. Freakin' hawaiins.

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:15 PM
You can have a bite of my sandwich, I made it for dinner. No Miracle Whip though... I have a thing against that creamy white goo!

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:17 PM
I am not a Hawaiian any more my sandwich losing buddy.

I am Phoenician.... (again)... or Arizonian.


And need I remind you.... your sandwich was delivered to me by small gargoyles. I can't undo that....

see picture....

TechWins
10-24-2002, 05:20 PM
funny stuff...

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:23 PM
... heh... I wish I had the excuse of being high to explain my behavior...

For me, it's blind-drunk, or nothin'

-KEN-
10-24-2002, 05:24 PM
Crap - you beat me to it. My original post Iw as in the midst of typing was

"No, I don't want that sandwich - I want THIS one...! [ img ]" but you reminded me of that Tech Guy SNL skit and I was watching it :( Oh well!

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:25 PM
Fine....

*eats BMJ's sandwich*

You had your chance! Now you shall be sandwichless!

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by BMJ
... heh... I wish I had the excuse of being high to explain my behavior...

For me, it's blind-drunk, or nothin'

That isn't me... that is Hillbillie. And it only means he is way up there in the sky. What are you talking about?

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:27 PM
I didn't say it was you! :)

Isn't being that high up an excuse to be... er, Hillbillie?

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:28 PM
Oh what the hell....

*eats rotten, mushy banana*

Now it's gone for good!





.... or is it?

-KEN-
10-24-2002, 05:30 PM
I wouldn't mind eating hillbillie...

Whoops! Got some points in this thread confused:eek:

BMJ
10-24-2002, 05:33 PM
Ken.... do you have a labyrinth in your basement?

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:33 PM
Hillbillie eating is strictly out of the question. Just because your sandwich is gone, doesn't mean you can go and eat anything else.

You passed on the mushy banana.... so it is nothing for you and off to bed, mister!

:mad:

Betazep
10-24-2002, 05:40 PM
My son is awake. So I am outta here.

Ken... you are not getting your sandwich back. Face it... your hunger is my joy!