View Full Version : Help me name my dog

10-23-2002, 09:33 PM
I got a new dog and need to name it. Its a male, any ideas for cool or humorous names? Heres some shots of the dog if that helps.


10-23-2002, 11:36 PM
I promised myself that my next pet's name would be Elroy...
You know, from the Jetsons? That name is so rad...

You can have it (but I'm still naming my next pet Elroy; unless it's
a girl, then I'm naming it Elroya)...

10-23-2002, 11:37 PM
My cousin's neighbor named his cat "Doobage."

10-23-2002, 11:39 PM
Sorry, I have another idea....

Gizmo. From Gremlins... I like that name.

You can always be a nerd about it and name your dog "Bjarne."

10-23-2002, 11:51 PM
Mr. Schmippey

pronounced Shhmippee

10-24-2002, 12:25 AM
The best name of all time: 'Frisky' :D ...or if you wanna scare your friends call it 'Killer'.

10-24-2002, 03:27 AM
I know one dog called DEEFER.

Owner couldnt decide either, so he called it D for dog.

Quite a good name I think.:cool:

10-24-2002, 05:23 AM
My grandma inherited a dog that had not been 'officially' named anything. The previous owners had taken to refering to the animal as 'piece of s**t' all the time. By the time my grandma got hold of it the only thing she could do to get its attention was to name it 'paschet' since it sounded relatively close. It was a doberman.

10-24-2002, 08:10 AM
I liked the name "shika", it was what some kid in africa called his dog ( some discovery channel prog ).

10-24-2002, 08:28 AM
Humper (Like thumper, but it's not a rabbit)
Ron (I named my budgie ron)
Bjarne Stroustrup (As someone else suggested, this would be hilarious. You could mail Bjarne with pictures of your dog and tell him you named it after him)
Hector (I don't know.. but it's funny)

I prefer human names for my animals: Greg, Ron, Lance, Murry... etc.

10-24-2002, 08:35 AM
How about : Hoover?

Hoover like in Vacuum cleaner brand. Now every time you drop some food on the floor, just call him and the mess will be cleared right away.:D

10-24-2002, 09:23 AM
How 'bout Sleepy or Snore maybe Pillow?
Judging from the pictures, that's all he does :D.


Sentaku senshi
10-24-2002, 04:27 PM
el elnapo very spanish I think

10-25-2002, 03:21 PM
This thread has made me chuckle for the last 5 mins, purely because when I was a lad, my mate's mum named his new dog, 'Gay'. No joke, it was hilarious every time I went round his house. Goodness knows why she chose that and I definitely don't recommend copying it.

Chuckle chuckle.....simple things please simple minds I guess.

10-25-2002, 03:43 PM
Call it Ken. Can't get much better than that. Ken or Gay. (God, I know I'm gonna get railed on for putting my name in the same sentence as "gay"...)

Think about it. "Here, gay! Here, gay! ::knocking on neighbor's door:: Excuse me, but have you seen my poor, little Gay?"

10-25-2002, 03:51 PM
How 'bout


or Cody - for C programming

or Dumpy

or Ruffles - like the potato chips

10-25-2002, 03:53 PM
If it's not a *****, name it Quetzal

And why can't I say *****??? It might be a *****, *****y board!

10-25-2002, 03:58 PM
Name it Sean Connery.. or Roger Moore.

OR lazenby.

or horatio
or bob.

10-25-2002, 04:05 PM
If you decide to name it gay make sure its last name is lover

*knocks on door*Have you seen my poor lost gay lover?

10-25-2002, 07:59 PM
There's always "my penis"...

"Have you seen My Penis?"
"I'm going outside to play with My Penis"
"My Penis needs a bath"

10-26-2002, 04:23 PM
how about klinerr1? thtas a tight name for a dog. the only dog in town with a number in his name. peopel will be like your dog has the best name eva!

10-26-2002, 11:30 PM
i have two suggestions:

1) Pete the cat

"here, pete the cat, here boy! walkies!"

2) Dog

10-27-2002, 07:54 AM
What about : George W. Bosch

10-27-2002, 09:51 AM
Gizmo. From Gremlins... I like that name.

Thats my dogs name. I have three, i named my lab bud after the beer, my doberman is Corona, and my irish whatever is Gizmo.

10-27-2002, 08:59 PM

10-28-2002, 05:18 PM
Just call him syndrome - that way, if he jumps up, you can yell, "Down Syndrome!"

10-29-2002, 10:34 AM
OMG that one is hilarious!