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Alphabird32
09-13-2002, 09:34 PM
If you were locked in a house for three solid months(with food and water supply of course) and you were faced with a decision to either live with a computer(with a compiler in it) or a good looking girl your age. Which one would you pick and why?

no-one
09-13-2002, 09:47 PM
Girl,

why? besides the obvious, im unattached and in need of love. BWAHAhaha. anywayz

Coding's great and all but i would get pretty lonely and board after a while.

im sure "We" could find something to do for 3 months.

::edit:: what DavidP said

DavidP
09-13-2002, 09:48 PM
wow...that is really a hard question. One of the main factors I guess would be whether or not the computer had internet access or not, but I am guessing it does not.

In the end I would pick to live with the girl for 3 months.

Reasons:

It would provide for social interaction. I could program for hours on the computer, but even with all that time, i doubt anything good would come out of it. I would probably work for a week...then be lazy for like 3 weeks...and do that kind of cycle...

But with the girl, I could talk to her, laugh with her, do whatever. A girl would be another personality available to interact with.

Now, granted, you might that computers have personalities that you can interact with too, a computer's personality always seems to be negative, makin you want to throw the monitor out the window, kill Microsoft, and vent your rage on that stupid acer cd rom drive that never works.

And who knows...spending 3 months with a girl might lead to some benefits on down the road. ;)

Shadow
09-13-2002, 10:10 PM
Answer:
Girl.

Sidenotes:
That would be horrible, in all honesty.
(great reasoning DavidP)

Reasoning:
You'd be sitting on the computer, dreaming of human, and social interaction getting all emotional/touchy feely.
That'd be like prison. :(

Post Script:
Why masticate when you can have the real deal? :D

face_master
09-13-2002, 10:23 PM
The Girl:

If I was stuck with a computer only for 3 months, the computer would be in 4,500,369 (approx.) pieces around 1/2 way through, but the girl and I would be havin fun the whole way through...

MethodMan
09-13-2002, 11:05 PM
Should there even be an alternate answer?
The Girl: I dont love programming that much, to spend three weeks with a machine that cant even think for itself.

xds4lx
09-13-2002, 11:20 PM
definetly the girl (only if its my gf though lol soon to be fiance if i get the courage up)

BMJ
09-13-2002, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Shadow
Why masticate when you can have the real deal?There's no guaruntee though

doubleanti
09-13-2002, 11:42 PM
hm... a sensible, logikalh, quirky, fikky automated computer response system as opposed to one of you unintelligible, rambling, idiots... hmm... :)

BMJ
09-13-2002, 11:45 PM
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

Shadow
09-13-2002, 11:57 PM
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

doubleanti
09-13-2002, 11:59 PM
The world is waiting, I must leave you now.

TechWins
09-14-2002, 12:16 AM
girl's are nice and nice in many different ways.

computers aren't nice and aren't nice in many different ways.

i choose girl because she is nice and has nice things too

doubleanti
09-14-2002, 12:20 AM
ooooh the way you said your post reminds me of that pink floyd song 'bike' :)

Cshot
09-14-2002, 12:53 AM
The girl. But I'd sure miss my computer though :D

RoD
09-14-2002, 06:04 AM
You guys are missing a key point here.


for three solid months

This means three lovely periods. I'm taking my damn computer! :P

DavidP
09-14-2002, 06:09 AM
>I'm taking my damn computer! :P

Having a computer for 3 months is like going through 12 periods...

Govtcheez
09-14-2002, 06:19 AM
Everyone here is assuming the girl'll just give it up as soon as the door gets closed...

How about if she wasn't attracted to you?

I pick my computer - girls are insane.

> (only if its my gf though lol soon to be fiance if i get the courage up)

Good luck, bro...

DavidP
09-14-2002, 06:22 AM
Everyone here is assuming the girl'll just give it up as soon as the door gets closed...

How about if she wasn't attracted to you?


I never assumed that, in fact, I really hope that wouldnt happen. My personal belief is not to have sex before marriage, and I will stick to that. But I do hope that over that 3 month period I might get at least a kiss ;)

RoD
09-14-2002, 06:23 AM
I been running windows XP pro corp scince november 11, 2001. Its now sept 14, 2002 and i have never, ever, had a problem.

i'll stick to my pc, sides i got porn on here.

nvoigt
09-14-2002, 06:25 AM
Seemingly easy answer. But honestly, I don't know. I'm a bit picky when it comes to girls, and if I had the choice of Girl/Unknown vs. Computer/Unknown I might just chose a computer. I know I can live with any computer and even if I can't, I can turn it off. Though a nice girl would be a thousand times better than any computer, a girl I don't like ( or doesn't like me ) for three straight months would be hell.

So if I know her, or feel like risking my sanity, I'd opt for the girl.


Oh, and if it's really only 1 man 1 woman for three months in a room I guess they will either kill or procreate by week 4.

RoD
09-14-2002, 06:29 AM
if it was my ex and i knew i'd be get'n some i;'d ditch the pc shes banging

RoD
09-14-2002, 06:35 AM
BTW gov, go for it bro :P

ygfperson
09-14-2002, 08:30 AM
for three months? girl

what possible use does a computer have when you're locked away for three months?

Shadow12345
09-14-2002, 09:15 AM
Having sex is programmed into our genes, programming is not...go with the girl unless you like guys

Xterria
09-14-2002, 01:14 PM
hormones take precedence over programming

doubleanti
09-14-2002, 01:17 PM
good call xterria, that's the first intelligent, witty thing i've ever heard drop from your mouth...

oh, and govt... does she know that you frequent here and fd such as you do? :)

biosninja
09-16-2002, 09:36 AM
If I could...BOTH!!!!:D So that way when I get Tired of the girl's squacking, I can turn to something better!!!:D

But If I can only choose one so...THE GIRL!!!

But also, it also depends on how the girl looks.

Govtcheez
09-16-2002, 10:24 AM
> I never assumed that, in fact, I really hope that wouldnt happen.

I almost said "everyone except davidp", but I'm lazy :)

> BTW gov, go for it bro

Huh?

> govt... does she know that you frequent here and fd such as you do?

Again, huh? Did I make a post I didn't remember or something?

ober
09-16-2002, 10:32 AM
I was wondering the same thing... someone isn't reading straight..

and what's wrong with you people??? A compiler CANNOT get your rocks off... however, with enough time, patience, and reminding the girl that no one else is going to touch her for 3 months, you're going to get some :)

-KEN-
09-16-2002, 10:39 AM
I'd pick kill myself.

Why, you might ask? Well I'd need social interaction. If I don't at least get to talk with one of my friends once every other day, I'd go nuts. On the other hand, I hate women. Just plain hate them. I couldn't stand living with one for a few days, let alone 3 months....of course, there's no apparent rule about tranqualizing them, is there?

ober
09-16-2002, 10:44 AM
*notes more proof of -Ken-'s apparent homosexuality..*

Did you have a recent breakup Kendo?

-KEN-
09-16-2002, 10:56 AM
::wriggling into hot-pink gym shorts:: Not really, my oldest brother has had a jading effect on me...I just wind up taking notice of the more annoying side of women thanks to him(read: largest side). I've met two of the hottest girls ever, and I couldn't see past their apparent vapidity (is that even a word? I really like it :)). Oh well.

ober
09-16-2002, 11:00 AM
you mean they were boring as hell?? Yeah... if you can find a girl that is too hot to touch and that can hold a half-hour conversation and still be interesting... well... ...... it's impossible, what am I saying?

Don't get me wrong, I think my gf is one of the most intruiging/intersting people I have ever met, and I also think she's a hottie, but we're not talkin Miss Hawaiian Tropic or nothin...

-KEN-
09-16-2002, 11:03 AM
Well that's why I LOVE your girlfriend, silly...:)

But really...how many truly non-annoying women have you met in your life?

ober
09-16-2002, 11:09 AM
Several... maybe I've just been lucky.... or blinded, but of the ... well, of the girls I've dated... only 2 or 3 have been truly "annoying"... even after dating them and moving on, I'd still be able to go back and spend time with them and have a good time.

/edit... oh, and you stay away from my gf... you dirty little boy...

lightatdawn
09-16-2002, 11:21 AM
govt has it figured.

>>Everyone here is assuming the girl'll just give it up as soon as the door gets closed...

Uh, ya. Duh? ;)

>>How about if she wasn't attracted to you?

What? *ego explodes* Does this happen?

>>I pick my computer - girls are insane.

Probably agree. Maybe. I'd have to meet the chick first. Air-headed hotties are all well and good for a short time (like for instance, one night *ducks and covers*), but I'd take an intelligent, interesting person over the vapid babe for three months. Like nvoigt, I'm picky about who I like.

I'm most definatly not a 'no sex before marriage' guy, but DavidP has all the right reasoning. I'd take the good conversation over the good sex.

RoD
09-16-2002, 11:46 AM
only if its my gf though lol soon to be fiance if i get the courage up

i said go for it, ya know, propose.

Govtcheez
09-16-2002, 11:48 AM
> i said go for it, ya know, propose.

Yeah, but I didn't say that - xds4lx did

RoD
09-16-2002, 12:06 PM
*looks again*

wow i missed that TWICE.....

no-one
09-17-2002, 01:34 AM
>Everyone here is assuming the girl'll just give it up as soon as the door gets closed...

they say i have a way with wemon you know...

>
>>How about if she wasn't attracted to you?

What? *ego explodes* Does this happen?
<

*ego grows* ha psh hahah yeah right.

>Probably agree.

LIARS!!

>Air-headed hotties are all well and good for a short time (like for instance, one night *ducks and covers*)

i hate air heads.

>Like nvoigt, I'm picky about who I like.

sometimes?

>I'm most definatly not a 'no sex before marriage' guy,

im with DP on this, besideds the religious reasoning, i don't like sluts/chicks that sleep around or give it up easy.

>I'd take the good conversation over the good sex.

we'll see how that holds up, once you see her and she gets her moves on.