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mithrandir
09-05-2002, 08:03 PM
Okay, so this might be a bit depressing, but what would you like to be your last words?

ygfperson
09-05-2002, 08:08 PM
[hillbillie accent (not affiliated with hillbillie, the member)]
Hey, look at this!
[/hillbillie... etc]

Prelude
09-05-2002, 08:10 PM
I would say, "And the secret for world peace and an end to all suffering is...", then die. :D

-Prelude

mithrandir
09-05-2002, 08:24 PM
LOL good one prelude :D

MethodMan
09-05-2002, 08:39 PM
I dont even what to think about them! :confused:

mithrandir
09-05-2002, 08:41 PM
Well you're gonna have to die sometime...better be prepared to say something cool when you do!

DavidP
09-05-2002, 09:04 PM
It all depends how long I have to live. If I had only like 30 seconds to live, I would tell my family I loved them and tell them to keep the faith and read the scriptures.

If I had a much more substantial time to give my last words, I would say much more, something along the lines of:

1. Ask to speak to specific friends, giving each of them advice on current situations and on life.

2. Apologize again (even though I already have once) to one girl who I have had a huge understanding with for the past several months.

3. Speak to each of my family members, and tell them I love them. Give my little sister advice for life.

4. Call all of my friends and family too my side, and exhort and teach from the scriptures, as I love the scriptures and my religion.

Aran
09-05-2002, 09:36 PM
mine would prolly be:

"hey, sir, you dropped some dynomite!"

kermi3
09-05-2002, 09:41 PM
I hope you all learned something from this

Shadow
09-05-2002, 09:51 PM
> I hope you all learned something from this
I did -
> "hey, sir, you dropped some dynomite!"
Don't play hopskotch in a blasting field.

Hillbillie
09-05-2002, 10:20 PM
>[hillbillie accent (not affiliated with hillbillie, the member)]
Hey, look at this!
[/hillbillie... etc]<

Nah, you got it wrong. It goes like this:

Hey, hold my beer and watch this! :D

xds4lx
09-05-2002, 11:20 PM
Mine are probally going to be "$hit", either death from mountain biking or death from street racing ;)

civix
09-05-2002, 11:34 PM
Mine would be "Beam me up, Scotty!" :D

no-one
09-05-2002, 11:39 PM
[in a perfect heston(the single time i will ever have it)] Get your stinkin paws offa me you damned dirty apes![end heston]

adrianxw
09-06-2002, 01:44 AM
Oh baby, that was fantastic.

black
09-06-2002, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by [stealth]
Okay, so this might be a bit depressing, but what would you like to be your last words?


Mmm great question, let me see...:rolleyes:

Govtcheez
09-06-2002, 05:56 AM
> Oh baby, that was fantastic.

Haha - adrian and me are on the same wavelength, it seems :D

Mine will be from the top of my apartment, in a perfect billy crudup impersonation "I am a golden god!!!"

Fordy
09-06-2002, 06:20 AM
"Oh dont be so stupid!....its perfectly safe...watch...."

Fordy
09-06-2002, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by DavidP
It all depends how long I have to live. If I had only like 30 seconds to live, I would tell my family I loved them and tell them to keep the faith and read the scriptures.

If I had a much more substantial time to give my last words, I would say much more, something along the lines of:

1. Ask to speak to specific friends, giving each of them advice on current situations and on life.

2. Apologize again (even though I already have once) to one girl who I have had a huge understanding with for the past several months.

3. Speak to each of my family members, and tell them I love them. Give my little sister advice for life.

4. Call all of my friends and family too my side, and exhort and teach from the scriptures, as I love the scriptures and my religion.

Why wait to die? Do them now!

Well...maybe not the last one so much :rolleyes:

mithrandir
09-06-2002, 06:34 AM
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger..."

:D

Govtcheez
09-06-2002, 06:58 AM
How about:
"I'm not dead yet!"

ober
09-06-2002, 07:17 AM
"See? It's not loaded" :D

face_master
09-06-2002, 07:34 AM
I would probably say:
"hrm...maybe death by monkey wasn't such a good option after all...".

Cshot
09-06-2002, 10:15 AM
(to -ken-) I'm your father!

biosninja
09-06-2002, 11:09 AM
Wasn't expecting this

RobR
09-06-2002, 11:51 AM
...........must....have......last.....word......

doubleanti
09-07-2002, 01:17 AM
Pepperoni, Sausage and Canadian Bacon...

icarus
09-08-2002, 12:01 AM
"Don't even consider freezing me, you little ****"

"If it flies, floats, or f**** - rent it"

Jet_Master
09-08-2002, 03:56 PM
My last words:
"I'll be back to take revenge!"

Jet_Master
09-08-2002, 03:57 PM
or maybe:

"I'll haunt your soul FOREVER!!!"

-KEN-
09-08-2002, 04:37 PM
hmm...

"Dude, really, that's what cruise control is FOR..."

Shadow12345
09-08-2002, 05:19 PM
My last words will be something like:
"Mmm, I can't wait to eat this ham sandwich"
Or
"How do you operate this dang fangled space blaster?"

Aran
09-08-2002, 05:22 PM
"that "Self Destruct" label is just irony."

Dalren
09-09-2002, 04:03 PM
I would steal from Socrates.

I drank what :confused:

Shadow12345
09-09-2002, 07:09 PM
"Yes honey that dress DOES make you look fat"

ygfperson
09-09-2002, 07:10 PM
"hmm...
Red is negative, green is positive. I wonder what this black one does..."

Commander
09-09-2002, 08:06 PM
"it's time to test my fully-working, never-before-tested atomic blaster.........hmmm, i should've put a lable for 'self distruct' and 'start' first. oh well, i have a feeling it's this one!"

EDIT : WOA: 555

xds4lx
09-09-2002, 08:24 PM
possibly this, "hehe soooo many buttons, whats this one do.....<click>"

shaik786
09-10-2002, 03:03 AM
I I I I I .....................

Inept Pig
09-10-2002, 05:10 AM
Wendy, I can fly!