View Full Version : The thread that started it all....

10-03-2001, 10:24 AM
Hi, My name's Soccer_Mom, and I feel that we need to voice our opinions about something.

Something that's been ravaging the world for years, and that's been troubling me for many a day and night.

That problem my friend is "kitty porn"

Please, stop kitty porn...Thank You


Actually I was wondering if anyone had any interesting stories out there regarding stupid things they've done.

10-03-2001, 10:38 AM
Stupidest thing I've done:

Is when I locked my keys in my car....only thing is--it was running at the time...so it was idling for about 4 or 5 hours, before I got the keys to unlock it!!


10-03-2001, 10:42 AM
haha... I can see why you and Govtcheez get along so great.

stupid things... I think I'll limit it to one:

We have a wood furnace for our main source of heat at the house, hence there are ashes to be removed from time to time. For some reason, we started putting the ashes under the back porch of the house, on a pile to be removed later. (maybe for convenience puposes.. ) and there happened to be some wood stacked under there also...

well it just so happened that the ashes I took out one nite were not quite done smoldering, and to make a long story short, it caught the wood on fire, which caught the house on fire, which if left go 10 more minutes, would have burnt the house down...

BEAT THAT for non-computer related stupidity.

10-03-2001, 10:43 AM
oh, locked the keys in my car twice now.. wait... I said I was limiting myself to one... nevermind.

10-03-2001, 10:57 AM
spilt mountain dew all over the last vt420 keyboard in canada. The thing blew up and we have to swap keyboards everytime we need to use the terminal...

Outside of work I put sesame street stickers all over what I thought was his new (newer used) truck. It was actually his dads work truck, and his dad was ........ed. It took forever to get them off. It was hilarious though. He walked out of the house to see snuffle upagus stareing him right in the face.

10-03-2001, 11:13 AM

EEEEK... we are being attacked by I don't know what?!!! What the heck is that?

10-03-2001, 11:17 AM
> What the heck is that?

I'm gonna take an educated guess and say it's music to SoccerMom's kitty porn flick....

10-03-2001, 11:19 AM
That is correct. "Oh fluffy..."
"Oh Mittens"

I'm feeling severly silly today...advance apologies to anyone within vision distance.

10-03-2001, 12:00 PM

You guys crack me up... boredom no longer...

10-03-2001, 12:12 PM
Wow, that's the longest acronym addressed to me ever...THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

::Oscar nominee bow::

1 more post to 25...it better be a good one!!!

rick barclay
10-03-2001, 12:20 PM
Too many to list.

rick barclay

10-03-2001, 08:48 PM
oh, yes... awkward/stupid things get more extreme at least once every... three months now... eventually i'll be living an awkward and stupid daily life...