View Full Version : Hello Bill.....

09-30-2001, 12:47 PM
What do you think it would be like if Bill Gates became the Webmaster here?

What changes would chairman Bill bring with him?

Perhaps the mechanism that filters out swear words would be extended to include Java, Sun, Borland, Netscape…

The Linux board would not last long. And poor stealth would have to pay for the right to poll.

What are your thoughts?

rick barclay
09-30-2001, 12:57 PM
Obviously, we'd have to pay to post a message. We'd have to pay
for technical support every time the board crashed and we
wanted to know why./

rick barclay

09-30-2001, 01:03 PM
and doubleanti would get special privileges because he made a pact with the More Souls corporation back in the day... being a DOS-freak...

09-30-2001, 03:58 PM
And Govtcheez's avatar would be the new splash screen for Windows, being such an artistic masterpiece

09-30-2001, 04:01 PM
and doubleanti would provide all the jpegs for packaged wallpapers... with subliminal messages saying "DL DOS 6.22"

09-30-2001, 04:17 PM
Out of interest DA.....what is your primary OS?

You said a while back that you were not much of a Windows man, and we all know you love a bit of DOS.....

09-30-2001, 04:21 PM
ME... woo...hoo... irony..........

09-30-2001, 06:15 PM
I would be banned, immediatly.

09-30-2001, 07:46 PM
And poor stealth would have to pay for the right to poll.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

09-30-2001, 08:13 PM
>Windows man

geeze, i thought by now everyone would be concious about indicating my gender in their posts! heh... YANK!___MER!!!

09-30-2001, 08:19 PM
The board would always stall if he was webmaster...he would create some super board and then downgrade it for all of us, and then in the process of downgrading it for us, he would throw in some stuff to make it stall...

09-30-2001, 08:22 PM
oh... and... More Souls... having succesfully somehow disowned DOS... would leave doubleanti stranded at his DJGPP table... but... would DJGPP/DOS rebels revolutionize the universe [under hexadecimal] ? stay tuned for more!!!

10-01-2001, 06:38 AM
I would be banned with No-One... curses to M$

10-01-2001, 06:52 AM
Any BeOS users would probably be shot as well.

10-01-2001, 07:34 AM
Bill Gates abbv. ->BG
Gates Technology abbv. ->GT

BG also stands for Bad Garbage.
GT also stands for Garbage Truck.

Therefore: Throw your BG on the streat and let the GT pick it up

10-01-2001, 01:32 PM
It would no longer be the C board, but either "MS Proprietary C Board", "VisualBasic Board", or "MS's New C.NET land", then Dean would become sole moderator (afterall, he is gates's son/hacked robot), and last but not least he would install a new MS filtering system to lock away our personl identities, but it would have a major flaw: every time you sent it "YANK!___MER!!!" in the URL it would give out DA's gender :eek:

10-01-2001, 01:44 PM
ok, I gotta ask... what does

mean? I must have came on here after that whole thing started and it's been bugging me ever since the first time I saw it.

10-01-2001, 03:27 PM
funny thing about it...nobody knows. go figure- DA and his odd sounds/exclamations.

10-01-2001, 04:33 PM

oh, and hey everybody... i still need more ideas on the BEHOLD! thread... bring it alive again!!!

10-02-2001, 06:49 AM
ok, at least I'm not the only one in the dark on this one... it's still funny tho!

DA... drop the BEHOLD! thing already... it was cool and all... but damn...