View Full Version : Where are my perks?

09-30-2001, 11:13 AM
Now that I have enough posts to be qualified as a "Member" where are all the perks that come with it? Shouldn't I get a book of coupons or something? Well now that im a member, there are going to be alot of changes in here. First off, everyone will change their signature to say "What's a matter you no like peppi?" that's not all...wait a minute it seems ive gone mad with power...and im only a member...being a mod must be great. :D

Im at work and im totally bored...

09-30-2001, 11:20 AM
With member status here, you are now a mod at Programmers Heaven (http://www.programmersheaven.com)

You should proceed there immediately and tell them all where they are going wrong.

Also, you are now exempt from criminal prosecution - for anything!!! Go on...commit a crime and see how the coppers cant touch you.

Also, you will now be irresistible to the opposite sex. Go out to your local bar and steal someone’s girlfriend…she will not be able to resist you charms!!

Good luck Generator…

May the force be with you....

09-30-2001, 11:24 AM
I don't need luck anymore Im a member:D

09-30-2001, 11:28 AM
>>I don't need luck anymore Im a member

LOL....good for you

09-30-2001, 12:07 PM
>Go out to your local bar and steal someone’s girlfriend…

Note: Don't try this with a Moderator's girlfriend though !


09-30-2001, 03:42 PM
>Note: Don't try this with a Moderator's girlfriend though !

haha, good say... [WARNING: previous statement is possibly indicative of gender... erase immediately...]

09-30-2001, 04:21 PM
> being a mod must be great.

Oh yeah, you can't even begin to imagine! There's currently nubile young women feeding me grapes while I order lowly members to write programs for me.

Actually I'm sitting in my room with the light off writing this and trying to pay attention to Comedy Central with half an ear...

09-30-2001, 04:23 PM
well said govt... [decides to eat a grape... but has to get up... ERROR: get_up () protocols failed... dl non_lazy v2.0 @ local retailer...]

10-01-2001, 07:17 AM
Members over 500 posts should be able to edit their own polls!! Or at least make me a mod - I come here often enough and you don't seem to do much anyway, aside from the occasional post delete or poll edit.

::throws self onto knees::

Please kermi3! I ask so little to be able to provide so much :D

10-01-2001, 07:40 AM
Poor, naive little [stealth] (I can't call you stealth anymore - we have one of those now)... You think mods just delete posts and edit polls? Ever heard of the Illuminati?

10-01-2001, 07:42 AM

10-01-2001, 01:56 PM
All I knwo is that they get great, colorful wands...*pokes self with cheez's old wand of pinkness*

10-01-2001, 02:12 PM
Heh. Now I have something to shoot for...

10-01-2001, 04:39 PM
hmmm... i suppose now it's the general concensus that kermi3 is the defacto standard for moddage... seeing as how everyone associates him with the authority... and this is not to ?uestion it... just to observe this...

oh, and hey everybody... i still need more ideas on the BEHOLD! thread... bring it alive again!!!