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ober
07-10-2002, 10:30 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!... HELP! My graduation depends on this huge project and I haven't started it! Will someone write me a 200 page technical document on a project that involves some sort of engineering!?


;)

ok, not really, but I wanted to see if Nvoigt would actually follow through with his threats :D

Govtcheez
07-10-2002, 10:42 AM
Use the search utility.

ober
07-10-2002, 10:54 AM
I did that..... no one has written my paper yet. Will you write it? Oh, and then there's the problem of experimentation and such... I didn't see any of that going on in the results from the Search either :(

HELP!?!

Series X4 1.0
07-10-2002, 10:56 AM
Maybe you won't make it. If you don't do good in school you can kill yourself if you want! :)

I have sometimes been thinking about killing myself.

Govtcheez
07-10-2002, 10:56 AM
:sigh: You probably just typed it in wrong, you colossal idiot. Do it again. Otherwise, turn off your computer and apply to Subway University. If I ever meet you, I will kick your ass.

ober
07-10-2002, 12:08 PM
>>:sigh: You probably just typed it in wrong, you colossal idiot. Do it again. Otherwise, turn off your computer and apply to Subway University. If I ever meet you, I will kick your ass.

oh... was that it? I was waiting for a "respect your direct superior" :p

and no, i didn't type it wrong. why must you yell at me? And Subway University is entirely too difficult to get into... that's why i went to KU.

oh, and if I ever meet you, I'll kick _your_ ass... in softball...... OH WAIT A SECOND... :D

ober
07-10-2002, 12:09 PM
i think i'll go kill myself now... no one will help me...

thanks for the advice Series... i always looked up to you... *sigh*...

ta ta, all :(

Series X4 1.0
07-10-2002, 12:37 PM
How will you kill yourself?

ober
07-10-2002, 12:49 PM
i dunno... what do you suggest? any good tips?

Series X4 1.0
07-10-2002, 01:01 PM
Hanging is very painful. You'll live long unless you break your neck.

Don't bother using the electricity in your home (110/220/230... V), use something stronger. You can actually survive anyway and get injuried.

Jumping is a relatively safe way to kill yourself. Make sure it's very high, and you should die instantly. Land on something hard, and remember that wind etc. can make it hard to hit the chosen spot.

You could jump in a lake with things tied on your body, it can cause panic.

If you have a shotgun you have no problem. Just make sure that you hit the brain.

If you can get hold of cyanide you're lucky. Nice option.

When I kill myself I'll use a combination - first I'll hang myself, and then I'll blow my head off with a bomb.

Well, I don't have the time to give you any more options, there are suicide-guides on the net which you can read.

ober
07-10-2002, 01:23 PM
wow......... thanks.............. i think :rolleyes:

Series X4 1.0
07-10-2002, 01:37 PM
What the ****? I don't want you to thank me, I want you to kill yourself! I believed you, I trusted you, you were the only one I had, and now you have left me. I'm alone, forever. There's only one solution.

Clyde
07-10-2002, 02:05 PM
"If you can get hold of cyanide you're lucky. Nice option."

Cyanide is a horrible way to die.

ober
07-10-2002, 02:35 PM
hey... let's not get off topic here... i have a major project due in 16 hours! :D

Series X4 1.0
07-10-2002, 02:39 PM
Use cyanide, it's the nice way to finish the real project.

salvelinus
07-10-2002, 04:53 PM
I once read a criminal justice textbook that discussed different methods people tried for killing themselves. The worst was Drano. The pain was so horrible, including the fact that most of the would be hemlockers barfed it up on themselves, where it ate away their skin, that many of them quickly found other ways of killing themselves to end the suffering.
I don't suggest it. Just some random data that stuck in my head.
Anybody know a Dataflex to Delphi translation program?

mix0matt
07-10-2002, 05:16 PM
you can always choke on my manhood, Series...that way you can help me out as well...

muttski
07-11-2002, 12:25 AM
Thats ..........ing disgusting!!! The best way would be to OD on something other than alcohol (that would suck)

fyodor
07-11-2002, 05:54 AM
If you have money, blow it all on a 1000 milligrams of heroin and cocaine, mix, and inject. Maybe increase dosage to be safe.

ober
07-11-2002, 06:09 AM
HEY!! STOP IT.... I'm not going to kill myself... and even if i was... I wouldn't need any help from you all... damn... i didn't realize so many people were so freakin interested in suicide or the ways to do it...

GET A LIFE!!

vasanth
07-11-2002, 06:46 AM
So you are not going to die... MAN you wasted my exitement....

ober
07-11-2002, 07:03 AM
I could fake it if that would make you feel better... i've been "dying" for a chance to get away from cprog... :D