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Betazep
06-26-2002, 02:14 PM
I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?




;)

Shiro
06-26-2002, 02:18 PM
Make it worse, so that you have something to dream of.

red_baron
06-26-2002, 02:26 PM
take out your hardrive and stroke a magnet over it, it'll fix everything for you ;)

Betazep
06-26-2002, 02:29 PM
Well I have this hammer here... but when I hit my computer with it repeatedly like this, it doesn't seem to do anyt.............................................. ...........................

Hammer
06-26-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Betazep
Well I have this hammer here... <snip>
Hey... whatya saying 'bout hammers...?? :D

ober
06-26-2002, 03:25 PM
LMAO... i hope you knocked on some wood after you said that Betazep... ;)

lightatdawn
06-26-2002, 06:55 PM
>>I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?

Try installing any of the following software. Its guaranteed to make this problem go away.

Window ME
Internet Explorer
Outlook Express

For optimal results; install WinME and browse the web with IE until you find mIRC. Download and run, tell everyone and anyone who listens that you use Outlook Express. Wait.

;)

tim545666
06-26-2002, 10:54 PM
>>I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?

Let me use it for a month. I'll .......... it up for you in no time! Or the next best thing would be to download small games that you use for 5 minutes and don't uninstall them. Also download warez software and go to a ton of porn sites. Top it off with some Microsoft software and you should be all set!

gordy
07-01-2002, 05:30 PM
break the power button so you have to turn it on with a screwdriver across the appropriate header on the m/board. very irritating in the dark.

Zeeshan
07-02-2002, 08:40 AM
>> Well I have this hammer here... but when I hit my computer with it repeatedly like this, it doesn't seem to do anyt.............................................. ...........................

maybe opening up the casing before hitting would help...hit it right at the center of gravity of your motherboard

Govtcheez
07-02-2002, 08:51 AM
Send it back and get a new one - it's obviously defective.