View Full Version : The "Anything but cross-continental warfare" thread

06-12-2002, 08:59 PM
So, like, I'm gonna post something that has nothing to do with any sort of cultural, political, or economic situation:

When I sometimes, eat a bunch of potatoes, and proceed to down a couple glasses of water, I get this really bloated feeling. And I mean, wow, it feels like I'm about to burst out of my entire 19 year old, pale, white, 140 pound self. The problem is that I cannot stop eating potatoes; whenever I try to stop, an angel appears on my right shoulder and says "but, John, don't worry, potatoes are good for you, they're starchy", and then a devil appears on my left and says, "Yes, yes, eat the potatoes, then one day... POW! Just like in Monty Python!" after that, they both dissappear.

The only thing I don't like about potatoes is when they are boiled for too long and they waterlog, then they just taste like potatoey mush. I much prefer that I eat mashed potatoes than mushed potatoes.

06-12-2002, 09:05 PM
Potato is mostly good for potato chips :) That reminds me, I have to go eat... :D

06-13-2002, 01:38 AM
When I was little, I used to pee my pants.

06-13-2002, 01:44 AM
i had a carne asada burrito from filliburtos before i went to work and when i went to work i brought home a green chile beef burro from my work called Someburros. my stomach feels great.

06-13-2002, 03:36 AM
Im lucky enough to be a part-time chef in a mexican resturaunt.

06-13-2002, 11:13 AM
I like to run.

Cosmic Diva
06-13-2002, 11:21 AM
I like cheese. Do you know what's good with cheese? Potatoes!! :D :cool:

06-13-2002, 11:24 AM
yeah, potatoes will do that to you. the trick is moderation. :)

06-13-2002, 06:01 PM
I like cheese... I ate cress once...;)

06-13-2002, 06:02 PM
I like rainy days and long walks on the beach. Crap! Wrong site!

06-13-2002, 11:26 PM
FYI: Trolls can only be killed with acid or fire.

06-13-2002, 11:30 PM
> Trolls can only be killed with acid or fire.

Well, if they're exposed to sunlight, they turn to stone! Isn't that killing them?

> I like cheese. Do you know what's good with cheese? Potatoes!!


> I like cheese... I ate cress once...


I like you guys, too!

(ahh, spam threads :))

06-13-2002, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
> (ahh, spam threads :))

Damn! He's onto my plan to take over the postcounts one by one untill I finally rule the galaxy.