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Scourfish
06-11-2002, 12:52 AM
Alright folks, I'm gonna take a different approach to this anti-skitzomaticism stuff and take a moment to say something nice: Nightwish, Blind Guardian, and Rhapsody all rock my ass. The dutch make good beer. Canada gives me access to beer at only 19. Jaime Oliver makes british food look good enough to eat. And the celts are man enough to wear kilts.

adrianxw
06-11-2002, 02:26 AM
>>> access to beer at only 19.

It's 15 in Denmark.

lightatdawn
06-11-2002, 12:33 PM
>>It's 15 in Denmark.

*screams in terror* The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

Lets see now... Germany makes Porsche. America makes Dodge Viper. Ya gotta respect those if nothing else. ;)

mike_k
06-11-2002, 12:42 PM
Canada makes fuel cells!!

Shiro
06-11-2002, 12:54 PM
>The dutch make good beer.

Actually, the Belgiums and Germans make much better beer.

adrianxw
06-11-2002, 11:51 PM
>>> The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

We don't really get that much trouble with the locals.

Helsingør, the nearest big town to us, and a 30 minute ferry trip to Helsingborg in Sweden, (where drink is much more controlled), on pretty much any day of the week, is liberally decorated with urinating, vomiting, loud obnoxiously drunk Swedes from about 11:00 onwards. Says something about drinking laws.

Scourfish
06-11-2002, 11:58 PM
Hmmm, France: ummm.................................... OK, I can only go so far.





Ok, here's one: They can even make the phrase, "Yo, I just took a dump all over a pile of maggot infested carcass of a rabid dog." sound quite sexy. :)

Mario
06-12-2002, 08:27 AM
Portugal makes bootle caps.
Now beat that :(

adrianxw
06-12-2002, 12:17 PM
>>> Portugal makes bootle caps.

... and some damn fine ceramics. When my wife and I came back last time, I could barely lift my backpack.

Nice place Portugal.

mike_k
06-12-2002, 01:42 PM
canada invented garbage bags

Unregistered
06-12-2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by adrianxw
>>> The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

We don't really get that much trouble with the locals.

Helsingør, the nearest big town to us, and a 30 minute ferry trip to Helsingborg in Sweden, (where drink is much more controlled), on pretty much any day of the week, is liberally decorated with urinating, vomiting, loud obnoxiously drunk Swedes from about 11:00 onwards. Says something about drinking laws.

As a Swede I have to confirm this. I wish Sweden could be more like Denmark. Dannes are really cool and love to drink some beer have fun. AdrianXW What are the job market in Denmark right now? Me and my wife is thinking about moving back to scandinania if Bush gets rellected. Mm I think Sweden invented the ziper.

-KEN-
06-12-2002, 01:59 PM
without the US there'd be no gatorade :eek:

DISGUISED
06-12-2002, 02:29 PM
England gave us the Bicycle
Germany gave us the motorcyle

England gave us the steam engine
Germany gave us the diesel engine

America invented the plane
Germany gave us the Jet

France invented the parachute :rolleyes:



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Fountain
06-12-2002, 05:43 PM
England then want on to improve and perfect all the inventions things you just mentioned....


oh yes, germany taught us all not to be twats and also how to LOSE world wars....Thanks Germany!

Parachutes were good BTW

Mario
06-12-2002, 05:51 PM
But but... we make bottle caps! :rolleyes:
Who wants a plane if their beer spills?

Have to concede garbage bags are a nice touch tough (good go Canadians!). They are way safer than parachutes and make good throw up containers you can then toss at americans. And with a few bears on your stomach no one will want to sky dive anyways.

As for cars, i say! Beer and cars don't mix. Buy our bottle caps and stop driving.

*hic*

Unregistered
06-12-2002, 05:53 PM
dont try french if you cant spell it...

DISGUISED
06-12-2002, 06:00 PM
Parachutes were good BTW

Your right. That's why I gave france credit for something after reading this post.


Hmmm, France: ummm.................................... OK, I can only go so far.




They are way safer than parachutes and make good throw up containers you can then toss at americans.


That's funny. Grow up and stop ruining perfectly good threads. I mean even in a thread that was intended to be good natured we still have to have the pointless insults?

Fountain
06-12-2002, 06:05 PM
oh DISGUSED! dont even reply to this tit! throw at the americans? oh man alive!

there are enough posts like this already.........


im with you anyway m8, this was looking a good thread, but now.................

Mario
06-12-2002, 06:17 PM
C'mon guys! I was joking. I thought that was obvious. I may have missed a smiley there, I concede... but please, lighten up.

DISGUISED
06-12-2002, 06:22 PM
C'mon guys! I was joking. I thought that was obvious. I may have missed a smiley there, I concede... but please, lighten up.


That's cool then I apologize. I guess I am just a little defensive because of all the name calling/insults that have been flying around here lately. It's getting really ridiculous.

Scourfish
06-12-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
dont try french if you cant spell it...

No man, that's "France", as in how the country is spelled; besides, I said something nice about them.

So, don't worry about this fight stuff and let the cool vibes of the hippies flow.

------------------------------------------------------------
4+20 years ago
I come into this life
The song of a woman
And a man who lived in strife
He was tired of being poor
And he wasn't into selling door to door
And he worked like the devil to be more

A different kind of poverty now upsets my soul
Night after sleepless night
I walk the floor and I want to know
Why am I so alone?
Where is my woman can I bring her home?
Have I driven her away?
Is she gone?

Morning comes to sunrise
And I'm driven to my bed
I see that it is empty
And there's devils in my head
I embrace the many colored beast
I grow weary of the torment
Can there be no peace?
And I find myself just wishing that my life would simply cease.

-CS&N
---------------------------------------------------------------

Unregistered
06-12-2002, 09:22 PM
peut être que tu devrait écrice "En lieu"

Scourfish
06-12-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
peut être que tu devrait écrice "En lieu"

Ummm... Qui a coupé le fromage?

Unregistered
06-12-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Scourfish


Ummm... Qui a coupé le fromage?

bien le seul con alentours c'est toi alors, c'est évident c'est qui!

Scourfish
06-12-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered


bien le seul con alentours c'est toi alors, c'est évident c'est qui!

Well, you know, for a while, I was almost convinced that the French weren't the cocky, anti-everything jerkfaces that others misconstrue them to be; then you call me an idiot and it gets personal.

Besides, man, it's just a typo.

The Anonymous Coward roaming should be the only target of my rebut. I shouldn't have said it like that, though; sorry to all of the other Frenchies.

Scourfish
06-12-2002, 11:46 PM
Yeah, thass whut ah though. Yo' hoof it back t'yer French home, Anonymous Coward, whether it be Kinada o' France, on account o' ah doesn't like th' varmints who hoof it aroun' causin' trouble an' givin' others problems. Now thet thass fixed, ah shall resoom cookin' roadkill, ah reckon.

Heh, ah scared him off fine! Fry mah hide!

Vicious
06-12-2002, 11:57 PM
you guys talkin bout cheese?

I know how to say ( not spell ) one thing in french...

Omlet de Fromage :p

hmm...


Aimez le cboard et j'aime également dérangé

in portuguese?


Isto é portuguese!

adrianxw
06-13-2002, 12:45 AM
>>>
America invented the plane
Germany gave us the Jet
<<<

The invention of the jet aero engine is largely credited to Frank Whittle, an English guy. What Germany did was introduce the first operational jet aircraft, (ME-262), closely followed by the Gloster Meteor and the De-Haviland Vampire, (both English). The ME262 and Meteor both saw active service in the second world war, (I think the Vampire was just to late).

UnRegistered:

>>> AdrianXW What are the job market in Denmark right now?

It's been better, but I get 2-3 hits a day on my online CV - so not exactly doom and despondency. Have a look here...

http://www.jobzonen.dk/

... in Danish of course, but you should be able to cope.

Register and then you can send me private mail, I can give you some more sites, give you some pointers or whatever.