View Full Version : pointless rant about customer assault

06-05-2002, 08:15 PM
Yo, I'm kind of sick of all the bull**** that these snobbish customers put on us wage- slaves. One lady, today, and while I couldn't say "fat" on the injury report, because that would be slander and libel, the same kind of fat customer that struggles to make the walk across the parking lot and then viscously licks their lips and twitches their fingers before ransacking for a shopping cart, ignores my presence in the middle of an aisle and uses her "rolls" to push me into a shelf where my hand caught and made a 3 inch gash, that bled everywhere.

06-05-2002, 08:32 PM

You can always put "Obscenely Obese" or "Ridiculously Robust" or "Confussingly Corpulent" or something along those lines.