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Jet_Master
05-19-2002, 08:12 AM
Put him in a circular room and tell him to sit in a corner.




another one

give a paper with PTO (please turn over) on both sides.

Jet_Master
05-19-2002, 08:13 AM
How do you keepa moron in suspense??

-i will give you the answer in my next post.

Dual-Catfish
05-19-2002, 08:16 AM
Cmon i'm dying to know

Jet_Master
05-19-2002, 08:17 AM
i will tell you in my next post

RobR
05-19-2002, 09:21 AM
Click here. (http://www.cprogramming.com/cboard/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18052#newpost)

Jet_Master
05-19-2002, 10:13 AM
That's a good one.

But I will give you the REAL answer in my next post...

Hillbillie
05-19-2002, 10:41 AM
>Cmon i'm dying to know<

ROFL...

Commander
05-19-2002, 11:33 AM
This thread is a shame to the internet sociaty...............

Unregistered
05-19-2002, 02:53 PM
I thought it was funny and you spelt sociaty wrong.

SPELL IT PROPERLY MORON!

itld
05-19-2002, 04:08 PM
howdy,
i don't get it?

M.R.

salvelinus
05-19-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Commander
This thread is a shame to the internet sociaty...............
Darn straight, the Internet laws have something to say about this!

Jet_Master
05-19-2002, 07:00 PM
howdy,
i don't get it?

M.R.

so... you dont get it, huh? well you will get it soon. maybe in my next post when i give you my correct answer.

dbaryl
05-19-2002, 07:17 PM
LOL C'mon, tell us already, I can't wait! :)

No, it can't be, I'm not a moron! ....Tell me, tell me already!

Commander
05-19-2002, 07:47 PM
...and you spelt sociaty wrong.

SPELL IT PROPERLY MORON!I don't usually look at my spellings when i'm posting in an online msgbrd.:mad: ..thankyou very much...

Aran
05-19-2002, 08:11 PM
that's like saying "i don't usually move my mouth when i talk to people".

Commander
05-19-2002, 08:36 PM
How did u guess I donít need to move my mouth!!!! (Iím telepathic:D)

OxYgEn-22
05-19-2002, 09:14 PM
>>that's like saying "i don't usually move my mouth when i talk to people".
ahh, so that's what they are for.. go figure.. :D

Jet_Master
05-20-2002, 06:04 AM
just for fun.

stevey
05-20-2002, 11:19 AM
the suspence is killing me !!! i can't wait !!! :D

you shouldn't use the word moron, its not PC. you must use the term learning impaired, or mentally challenged....or stevey !!

dbaryl
05-20-2002, 11:58 AM
Gimme da answah already, willya? This "stevey" here can't wait any longer :)

I beliv it si a good hting to speal propirly wen uoy post, don't you hink so? All we are able to see is your writing, and it is the only thing I can base my opinion on [except for the code].

stevey
05-20-2002, 12:51 PM
spelling is important.......oh **** i spelt suspense wrong !!!!

Jet_Master
05-20-2002, 05:06 PM
it's about time you figured it out...
(i know you already did)

ironic isn't it? lol

Unregistered
05-20-2002, 06:49 PM
well, you too...

dbaryl
05-20-2002, 06:50 PM
>>it's about time you figured it out...

We [morons] have! Why do you [moron] think we have not figured it out yet? hehe

stevey
05-20-2002, 07:51 PM
well ive obviously got some competion for one of the most offensive and immature people on here !!!:D :D

i'm confused, the moron in suspense thing is older than i am, i thought we were all having a laff, he doesn't really think.....??????

ihsir
05-21-2002, 01:17 AM
>>well ive obviously got some competion for one of the most offensive and immature people on here !!!

no way bro you are waayyy to ahead :D

jet_master [moron] is waiting in suspense for the answer from me. :D :p

Jet_Master
05-21-2002, 07:15 AM
ive got some thing else for you! how does a moron ties his shoelaces?

Kupo
05-21-2002, 07:24 AM
the level of humour is reaching incredible new lows.

Unregistered
05-21-2002, 07:35 AM
you know they know Jet_Master? right??

Jet_Master
05-21-2002, 07:24 PM
i seem to have gained a reputation of being a very rude and offensive character. that is not correct and i apologize for ever offending anyone because i didn't mean to. i am just a decent fellow like all of you here (with a few exceptions), it's just that i have a wierd sense of humour. it must be all these years - i have been worn out through the ages. AND I AM ONLY 16!!!

so anyway, my point is that i am not being offensive on purpose, so i apologize. sorry.

itld
05-21-2002, 09:41 PM
howdy,

what shoes?

M.R.

Invincible
05-21-2002, 11:21 PM
...by starting a thread called "How do you keep a moron busy?"

Oh no, that makes me a moron. How ironic...

stevey
05-22-2002, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Jet_Master
i seem to have gained a reputation of being a very rude and offensive character. that is not correct and i apologize for ever offending anyone because i didn't mean to. i am just a decent fellow like all of you here (with a few exceptions), it's just that i have a wierd sense of humour. it must be all these years - i have been worn out through the ages. AND I AM ONLY 16!!!

so anyway, my point is that i am not being offensive on purpose, so i apologize. sorry.

:)

ive got a bloody good excuse then, cos i'm 33 !!!!!:D

stevey
05-22-2002, 12:21 PM
what do you call a class of morons in a swimming pool ???

cabbage soup !!!!!!

seditee
05-22-2002, 02:46 PM
i resent that remark.

stevey
05-22-2002, 05:15 PM
why, can't you swim ?????

Jet_Master
05-22-2002, 06:31 PM
no, he must really LOVE cabages!!!

seditee
05-22-2002, 06:43 PM
no, the other remark. the one about keeping a moron busy. i'm always very busy. just because somebody is a moron doesn't mean they sit around and do nothing. as a moron...i take offense.

Jet_Master
05-22-2002, 07:44 PM
hey, c'mon. thats not the point of the joke...

it is just to keep a moron busy... you know, so that he wont interfere when we are trying to do something...
not normal busy, as when doing something, busy as when doing nothing...

Being busy doing nothing!!! ha ha ha. i make myself laugh!

seditee
05-23-2002, 10:57 AM
dude, you are speaking to a moron. please. relax. i won't understand no matter how it is explained to me. i'm like a palestinian in pal territory...i don't understand the difference 'twixt self defense and offensive terrorism.