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Govtcheez
09-21-2001, 09:15 AM
Just bear with me here, this is going to be a little test... I'm just going to write whatever comes into my head...

Damn, I'm bored... I wish Tom would get me that freakin' RTU rack so I could finally test my program... Ken's right, tho - this is just a program to help the lazy get lazier.... Only 20 minutes until lunch time... I wonder what I should have... KFC sounds alright - I coud go for some wings right now, but the people there don't know what the hell's going on half the time... Other fast food places jsut sound disgusting right now... KFC it is then... Who the hell designed this Dynamic C bull anyways? Sure, a company can customize their compiler to whatever they want, but what sort of an idiot redefines basic functions like sleep? Who was the genius that decided to only let it print by character? Oh well, only 2 more weeks till I get out of this hellhole and into a new one... At least that one has semi-attractive women there... I swear to God, if I her the lady in the cube next to me give directions to someone over the phone one more time, I might snap... She's so bloody loud! Hmmm.... still hungry.... Why can't it be 4:00 yet?


OK, that wasn't exactly what I expected, but if there's anything I've learned from the Internet, it's that you get what you pay for from websites... Damn, I'm bored...

iain
09-21-2001, 09:45 AM
would you like me to recommend you a therapist

Govtcheez
09-21-2001, 10:20 AM
Yes, please :)

I just wanted to see what would come out... I guess I know now....

rick barclay
09-21-2001, 11:59 AM
One of the main reasons I quit a good job at Prudential Life
Insurance, cheez. In addition to the commuting woes, I
couldn't stay awake. No-Doz didn't even help! Finally got
so bored with it, I quit. Hang in there, bub.

rick barclay

ober
09-21-2001, 02:50 PM
Threaten to quit... worked for me... now I have so much work that I'm swamped. OH, and just to warn you... the reassignment BS that you have to go through is a giant mess... but it's doable. I know several that have made it though alive.

But yes... I know the boredom pain.

doubleanti
09-22-2001, 10:55 AM
hmmm... i have a friend who says she has no inner monologue, that whatever comes to mind she just says... would you all characterize me as someone like that?

no-one
09-22-2001, 10:55 AM
you are truly a sick individual.

Unregistered
09-22-2001, 03:01 PM
Uh...no.

rick barclay

Garfield
09-22-2001, 05:03 PM
Hey, Govtcheez, what's your job anyway? Programming? How can that be boring?

Fordy
09-22-2001, 05:26 PM
>>Hey, Govtcheez, what's your job anyway? Programming? How can that be boring?


All jobs get boring......

If you had a job rubbing moisturiser into the skin of lapdancers, there are bound to be boring parts....... Well I think so anyway..... Hmm.....Maybe not........ If anyone on this board has this job, could he please reply and satisfy my curiosity........

Koshare
09-22-2001, 05:28 PM
view into my brain...

Bang bang lalalalal giggle bhahahba kill kill kill kill kiill ljoaj wkdlksflkj cake ice cream bagels cheesburger donkey. Bang cheese lalala house fire bad no fire bad burn. Pain burn computere fire burn burn. hand fire leg fire brain fire lol lol lol rofl roflol while on back fire start now. computer slow fast computer OW burn! no good fire cuz black is not white lol lol.!??*&^% arghh
WW2 start in house with blue icing and the cream is cold. house with color is yellow not BULE(blue lol lol)

>~!= :) greater \home doesnt equal happy! lol
( . Y . ) > = :) breastes greater equal happy!





needless to say, I am the smartest man alive...

gamegod3001
09-22-2001, 06:28 PM
>........ If anyone on this board has this job, could he please reply and satisfy my curiosity........<

I work at micdonalds.

My Brain

Hmm I need to respond to some PM messages do my homework, but first resond to the many threads that have been posted. There has goto be a way to reduce the nummber. Nothing on tv maybe I should lissen to the radio. Nay to lazy to go across bed and turn on. Will have to play song from memory "I feel so alive, I feel so alive for the very first time. I wonder who chinuque is and where she is. Is she a pot head with to many zits or movie star with ******** ***. Does she ride in the car or take the bus. Work in the office or at the bar. I get knocked down, but I get up again, I get knocked down but I get again. Your never going to keep me down. It's my life it's know are never, I'm not going to live for ever. I am whatever you say I am If I wasn't then why would I say I am.

-KEN-
09-22-2001, 07:23 PM
WARNING: Ken's thoughts ahead! (scary!)

This is how you remind me of what I really am, this is how...oh, wrong part. never made it as a wise man...My brother has some hot friends. I'm glad he's learned to clean up all of the alcohol and signs of parties so I don't have to anymore. Why did kate, brent, kris, and tanya just call me? From the top to the bottom, bottom to stop I stop; at the core I'm forgotten...Hmmm...I wonder if that girl let matt (thought deleted for content). I need to call him tomorrow. Hmm...movie plans!...Me, him, sasha...now why does my mom need my help to put the tick poison on my dog? *sigh* oh, wait. those movie plans won't work cuz sasha and alain and them were being big bi*ches at the game last night. Damn that was a fun night. Just about all my friends were there. Crawling in my skinn...these wounds they will not heal...MOOO!!! WHEEEE!!! gonads and strife, gonads and strife, gonads and strife...GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING! IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN!!! WHEEEEEE!!! (//thoughts on pause//: if you don't know what I'm talking about, check out http://threebrain.com/weeeeee.html ///thoughts on pause///) Where's my MSDN magazine? What am I gonna do tomorrow? I can't wait til the new incubus CD coming out in october! *watching the wheee song* damn this is funny! Incubus rules! lightatdawn's been inactive on AIM for 6 hours and 30 minutes, lol. Annnndddd...weeee!! Maybe I'll go to the beach tomorrow...that could be fun. Hmm...maybe I should hit reply now? Yeah, that sounds good...*click*

mithrandir
09-22-2001, 07:28 PM
Deep breaths Ken, deep breaths.

-KEN-
09-22-2001, 08:42 PM
breathing is for sissies...

and I specifically warned people about my brain before they read it...maybe I should expand it to people with heart conditions and pregnant women?

mithrandir
09-22-2001, 08:47 PM
well then at least switch to decaf or something.

ober
09-22-2001, 08:52 PM
either that... or PASS THAT ****!! LOL :D Sounds like you have a better dealer than me! hehehehehe... j/k..

-KEN-
09-22-2001, 08:57 PM
Like I'll ever share my sh!t with you! :p

You don't think that all that was flying around in my mind at the same second, do you? That's about a minutes worth of thoughts! :)

ober
09-22-2001, 09:11 PM
exactly... you obviously had to stop and take a hit off the joint... or the crack pipe... or the heroin line... or whatever...

ok, don't share... but at least give me a number! :D

-KEN-
09-22-2001, 09:16 PM
1-900...;) heh (I dunno about you people from other countries, but here 1-900 numbers are generally phone sex hotlines...)

Most people would crash like windows trying to run notepad if they had to live a day as me :D

no-one
09-22-2001, 09:18 PM
BWWAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA!! whatever...

doubleanti
09-22-2001, 09:39 PM
sorry, had to do it...

oh... and you people ahh!!! non-comin-original!!! *cough*... nevermind/// oh well... whatever...

mfc2themax
09-23-2001, 12:33 AM
My Brain.



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Clear thoughts.....

mithrandir
09-23-2001, 06:03 AM
Well we all know what's on ricks mind...http://www.inyouremail.com/ezine_media/jokes4uezine/captioncat.jpg

rick barclay
09-23-2001, 09:32 AM
>If you had a job rubbing moisturiser into the skin of lapdancers, there are bound to be boring parts...<

Or table dancers. You know what they are? Good pay and all
the meat a lady's heart could ever desire.

Picture yerself as Cher, straddlin those big 16-inchers, belting out
one of her songs in front of 3200 hot 'n horny sailors.

Nothing boring about their jobs. Think of all the others and put
yourself there, Aaron Carter.

Anonymous :)

doubleanti
09-23-2001, 03:24 PM
>Clear thoughts.....

i think he meant clear _of_ thoughts...

AHH!! a thought!!! CTRL_ALT_DEL!!!!

-KEN-
09-23-2001, 04:08 PM
lol! Kill all processes!! Kill them all!! Uh oh...what about breathing?? AUGH!!!! must...restore...automated...processes...

Govtcheez
09-24-2001, 06:00 AM
Hey! Stealth stole that link from my site!

Oh well...

Yes, Garfield, programming. Yes, it's boring, because, yes, my program is written, and no, I can't test it because of reasons I cited in the beginning...

mithrandir
09-24-2001, 07:05 AM
Sorry govt :D it was just too funny a pic. And as for rick, well he did mention his preocupation with p&&#* in his performance evaluation on his site.

too funny to not post = cat pic + rick's comments

rick barclay
09-24-2001, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by [stealth]
Sorry govt :D it was just too funny a pic. And as for rick, well he did mention his preocupation with p&&#* in his performance evaluation on his site.

too funny to not post = cat pic + rick's comments


Meow. Meow. I love pu..., er, cats.

rick barclay

mithrandir
09-24-2001, 06:01 PM
did you end up submitting that evaluation rick :D

doubleanti
09-24-2001, 07:08 PM
ahem... rick... ahem...

[non-gender ind]

-KEN-
09-25-2001, 06:25 AM
at least "The patriot's" sense of humor is coming back...

rick barclay
09-25-2001, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by [stealth]
did you end up submitting that evaluation rick :D

That was THEIR evaluation of ME!

And now, I will sing the national anthem, for KEN:

(clears throat)...OOOhhhhh saayyyy can yoooo seeeee....(cough, cough, cough, choke, croaks in a fit of patriotic enthusiasm...

rb

Fordy
09-25-2001, 08:19 AM
>>That was THEIR evaluation of ME!


The only evaluation I had was for a job interview some months back. It was some kind of Phsychometric/IQ testing that they put all candidates through before initial interview (must have cost them a bomb to administer). I sat down and did it and then next week went back for the results and an interview.

According to the personnel manager, I had a dominance factor that went of the chart and my IQ was higher than the guy who was about to interview me. I dont think the interviewer liked this much.

I think I am quite dominant, and I do like to act on my own without supervision, but the test I felt was a little unfair. I dont think I am that bad..... I have run a small department of people a lot older than me, so I have had to put my foot down if they didnt respect me at first.... but I always allowed others to put forward ideas, and I often delegated key jobs/responsibilities.

Personally, I dont put too much creedance in such tests.

mithrandir
09-26-2001, 02:32 AM
>That was THEIR evaluation of ME

Well they were on the mark weren't they :D ? lol.

BTW with the American national anthem do you still use it, or has God Bless America taken its place?