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Brian
04-15-2002, 03:16 PM
Mine is probably...



I do not have a most secret desire, how boring.

stevey
04-15-2002, 03:30 PM
won't be secret if i tell everybody on here :)

anyway, mine are all sexual - not for a PG board, altho i can point out that Kylie, Britney, and others would be involved.....

Brian
04-15-2002, 03:33 PM
actually,
my secret desire is to suck my own toes.

nvoigt
04-15-2002, 03:36 PM
>What is your most secret desire?

Well... I guess that's something more than this board can handle :p

Scourfish
04-15-2002, 03:42 PM
corpolagnia

No, wait...

frenchfry164
04-15-2002, 04:07 PM
>I want to suck my own toes

It's easy to do, just raise your foot and, uh.....

ANYWAY...

My inner-most secret desire is: *DRUMROLL*

ERROR 53: NO DESIRE FOUND!

POSSIBLE CAUSES:

1. HAS NO LIFE
2. HAS ALREADY DID OLD DESIRES TO EVERYONE IN HIS HOMESTATE, SO WAS MANUALLY DELETED BY WIFE

I hate those damn error messages! :p

ygfperson
04-15-2002, 08:21 PM
if i told everyone my secret desires they would not be secret

shtarker
04-15-2002, 08:52 PM
I want breasts.
No other part of human anatomy could possibly, ever be more useful.

blight2c
04-15-2002, 10:23 PM
i've always wanted to streak a big sporting event

jdinger
04-15-2002, 10:24 PM
What is your most secret desire?

To keep my most secret desire secret (mostly).

doubleanti
04-15-2002, 11:05 PM
hmm... to have intellectual intercourse with another doubleanti... to find someone else with similar tech visions... and as stringent as me about the future of technology... [tho if a doubleanti existed that ported to DX, why, i'd be ashamed of myself... :)]... hmm... and... to finish a program... finally.........

xds4lx
04-16-2002, 12:18 AM
Hmm, id really like to say one of them but I might get flammed by some of the people who are on this board haha. Anyways one of my most secret desire is to have a gf who understands my coding needs, and doesnt get mad when I spend 3+ hours in a coding frenzy.

no-one
04-16-2002, 12:53 AM
RLC or !!!!!(edited for being to hot) or... hell i could do this for hours there are a lot of young beautiful womenzez that could be my most secret desire... but since the kiddies come here and i don't want to ruin their lives with heart break and sorrow since they all mine!(the wemon that is)

doubleanti
04-16-2002, 04:08 PM
haha nice sphellyng... :) and can we stop being womanizers?

Unregistered
04-16-2002, 05:40 PM
>haha nice sphellyng...

thank you, same to you.

>and can we stop being womanizers?

nope...heheh

ygfperson
04-16-2002, 06:52 PM
man... Unregistered always posts the wittiest comments.

no-one
04-17-2002, 01:42 AM
unfortunatly that was me, and thank you, i am very witty arn't I?

i know i'm workin on it...

tidda
04-17-2002, 04:30 AM
still trying to kiss my own cheeks. :D

Govtcheez
04-17-2002, 10:28 AM
Find out no-one's true identity.

no-one
04-17-2002, 12:24 PM
>Find out no-one's true identity.

im flattered govt.

but wouldn't we all?

Dual-Catfish
04-17-2002, 07:05 PM
Omniscience :)

Deckard
04-17-2002, 07:27 PM
Me, my GovtCheez doll, and a fondue set (complete with forks and chocolate).

...then again, this is more of a 'reality' than a desire.

stevey
04-18-2002, 02:48 PM
can i ask a silly question.....what the hell is Govtcheez ??????

Xterria
04-18-2002, 03:42 PM
bite my ear flap

doubleanti
04-18-2002, 10:34 PM
haha... i can picture someone trying to do that... snarl drool... ruff........

ihsir
04-18-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by stevey
can i ask a silly question.....what the hell is Govtcheez ??????

..and you are from which galaxy ??

shtarker
04-19-2002, 12:31 AM
>>can i ask a silly question.....what the hell is Govtcheez ??????

Not what but who.
http://www.cprogramming.com/cboard/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=21

Commander
04-19-2002, 08:01 AM
I'd like to kill everybody who rapes kids...

[1] first i'm gonna crack their head with a baseball bat.
[2]then i'm gonna run over them with a truck. :mad:


PS : I know it's violent, but who says that secret desires had to be NONVIOLENT

stevey
04-19-2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by shtarker
>>can i ask a silly question.....what the hell is Govtcheez ??????

Not what but who.
http://www.cprogramming.com/cboard/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=21

well i wondered, when i saw "licensed Govtcheez dealer", and Govtcheez as a nickname, i thought ......does this word mean something??
it must mean something ?????? Goat cheese ????
Government cheese ?????

Deckard
04-19-2002, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by stevey
Goat cheese ????I think you have a new nickname, Cheez ;)

For the record, government cheese is a generic cheese used by the military and welfare. My experience with it comes from the Army, as the government cheese is included in many MREs (Meals, Ready to Eat). Cheese Whiz is very similar to government cheese, in my opinion.

It doesn't taste all that bad, but it doesn't really taste much like cheese.

Xterria
04-19-2002, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Commander
I'd like to kill everybody who rapes kids...

[1] first i'm gonna crack their head with a baseball bat.
[2]then i'm gonna run over them with a truck. :mad:


PS : I know it's violent, but who says that secret desires had to be NONVIOLENT
and then you'll take advantage of his kids, right?
See now! your no better!

but i am

stevey
04-20-2002, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Deckard
I think you have a new nickname, Cheez ;)

For the record, government cheese is a generic cheese used by the military and welfare. My experience with it comes from the Army, as the government cheese is included in many MREs (Meals, Ready to Eat). Cheese Whiz is very similar to government cheese, in my opinion.

It doesn't taste all that bad, but it doesn't really taste much like cheese.

got ya !!!! :) enlightenment has finally dawned !!

speaking of MRE's ive heard the US military have invented an indestructable sandwich that lasts about 20 years without refrigeration and is still 'good to eat' !!! sounds tasty !!! yummy

tyler
04-20-2002, 06:56 PM
Make my underground Fascist state become worldwide...Wait...Did I just say that out loud? Oh well, now everybody here has to die. :)

jinx
04-21-2002, 07:14 PM
I would rather be an HRT member. Ya know the whole FBI CIRT HRT james bond guy. Breach the doors, bust in with a flashbang, clear the room and kill the terrorists and save the hostages. Then go set down and eat me a yummy mre with govtcheez, hehehe...

Unregistered
04-21-2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by xds4lx
Hmm, id really like to say one of them but I might get flammed by some of the people who are on this board haha. Anyways one of my most secret desire is to have a gf who understands my coding needs, and doesnt get mad when I spend 3+ hours in a coding frenzy.

well that's not too hard, all you have to do is find a girl that programs at much as you do ;)

Magos
04-22-2002, 05:36 AM
Licking toads and wearing womens underwear...
http://www.nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?http://www.nohomers.net/multimedia/images/homer/lingerie.gif
Ahhh, wait! It's not a secret anymore...