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doubleanti
04-07-2002, 08:30 PM
y'know we should all email the webmaster... y'know, like a confessional of sorts... plus it'd make him feel like he [or she i forget really] was loved... i would love anyone to do that for me!!! [and to be AktiF!] Okay okay... bye bye! Because when he does show up [if rare...] oh my... :) Good idea, no? :)

dirkduck
04-07-2002, 11:18 PM
Sounds like a good idea!

doubleanti
04-07-2002, 11:20 PM
Okay great! BUT!!! we hafta coordinate it so that he gets it all at relatively the same time... [say a 24 hour time frame, since we're all at different zones...] sound good?

tim545666
04-07-2002, 11:45 PM
And we have to put big attachments onto our emails!

doubleanti
04-07-2002, 11:51 PM
no no no!!! cuz then he'll root it all to me and i'll be kicked out! if you do that, as my last act i shall wield unimagined powers on all of your posts and account and IP and in fact your life since all any of us do here [the few, say... top 20] is spend our lives coding and boarding anyway so that is your lyfe!

ahem... excuse me while i gather myself...

tim545666
04-08-2002, 12:31 AM
I have a dynamic IP :)

Brian
04-08-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by tim545666
I have a dynamic IP :)

[S]HE could ban your ISP or throw a firebomb through your window.

alloc(MEM_NEWBIE)
04-08-2002, 01:33 PM
Why would you want to bother the webmaster of this site? Doesnt he probably have better things to do?

doubleanti
04-08-2002, 04:00 PM
possibly...

oh and it's called a molotov cocktail if i'm not mistaken...

incognito
04-08-2002, 04:02 PM
Like what? Telling him/her how much we love him/her or something?

Imperito
04-08-2002, 04:04 PM
Not always da.

A molotov cocktail is a handmade explosive used by terrorists and guerillas (sp?). A firebomb is anything from a dime-sized charge of napalm-a to one of the largest non-nuclear munitions availiable, the FAE.

doubleanti
04-08-2002, 04:08 PM
ahh i see... well, the more you know... even if it is about explosives... thanks...

Imperito
04-08-2002, 04:13 PM
HEY, don't bash explosives. Explosives == FUN.

Wanna know how to make water explode? It is entirely possible.

I can also make two kinds of napalm and one of thermite.


who really NEEDS eyebrows, anyway?

shtarker
04-08-2002, 04:35 PM
Just as long as its not a recipy off the net.
I was sent one that invloved boilling petrol for some reason.
Gee thats safe.

Brian
04-08-2002, 04:46 PM
I know how to make bombs

I've seen fight club y'know.

Imperito
04-08-2002, 04:48 PM
Actually, it is entirely safe, if done right. fill a tub with hot water, and lower a pot of petrol into it. The flash point of fossil fuels is quite high, it is when the vapours come into contact with fire that you have problems. However, the common recipie that involves heating creates a very unstable form of napalm-a that sweats a clear, thin liquid that is highly reactive. So don't make it if you don't plan on blowing it up quickly, it is dangerous to store.

But gasoline(petrol) isn't nearly as dangerous as people think. You can put a cigarette out in napalm-b. You can throw matches into a barrel of gasoline. Just mind the vapors.

Brian
04-08-2002, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Imperito

But gasoline(petrol) isn't nearly as dangerous as people think. You can put a cigarette out in napalm-b. You can throw matches into a barrel of gasoline. Just mind the vapors.

Yeah but it is volitile so you get a lot of vapours.

doubleanti
04-08-2002, 05:33 PM
Okay well, it's in my contract with the Devil... uhh, the Webmaster I mean... that I have to keep everything on topic, so can we please keep everything on topic? Thank you.

Mod-Master Doubleanti...

Brian
04-08-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by doubleanti
Okay well, it's in my contract with the Devil... uhh, the Webmaster I mean... that I have to keep everything on topic, so can we please keep everything on topic? Thank you.

Mod-Master Doubleanti...

whyy? swaying off topic is fuuun.

Xterria
04-08-2002, 05:39 PM
who really NEEDS eyebrows, anyway?

doctors do...since almost all the time the eyebrow location on everyone's head is a constant, doctors use them for figuring out where other things are in your head.

im lying. calm down.

Brian
04-08-2002, 05:41 PM
you need eyebrows to keep water out of your eyes. thats why they are there. weird cos every time I shower I always get shampoo in my eyes and it stings my eyebrows must really suck.

webmaster
04-08-2002, 09:43 PM
Oh dear.

ygfperson
04-08-2002, 09:50 PM
two words have never said so much

$null
04-08-2002, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Brian


[S]HE could ban your ISP or throw a firebomb through your window.

minor inconveniance as they allow you to post using proxy's

doubleanti
04-08-2002, 11:53 PM
>Oh dear.

Yes webmaster kuddle-poo? what is it that you want from your sweet doubleanti this nyce day? some yogurt or other likely slush [not jello, nonstateofmatteroffact...] oriented substance for your pleasing? right oh...

webmaster
04-09-2002, 04:54 PM
Oh my.

doubleanti
04-09-2002, 05:00 PM
yes yes, enjoying your yogurt? good and nyce, all day... swoooooosh breasy...

speaking of which, how come you haven't returned my e-mails! :) gasp!!! is there another moderator you're cheating with behind my back!!! ;)

webmaster
04-10-2002, 10:06 PM
Yes, in fact, with /* Content censored by other moderator */

doubleanti
04-11-2002, 03:38 PM
a ha!!! i knew you were... with /* Content censored by other moderator */!!! did you think you could hide it!!! bah!!!...

[some insightful third party deduction...]

since we don't know [nor does the webmaster, probably] doubleanti's gender we can infer that either...

1.) the webmaster is female, since all other moderators besides the possible exception of doubleanti, is male...

and...

2.) the webmaster's sexual preference may tend towards bisexuality based on doubleanti's gender... but if that be the case, he may as well be male...

[end]

dbaryl
04-12-2002, 02:24 AM
>>he may as well be male

....yeah.

adrianxw
04-12-2002, 02:38 AM
Lalala.