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minime6696
03-26-2002, 09:17 PM
Hey All! I am compiling a list of Tutorials for a new website I am makking (more than a webpage... a program that work'x with a webpage), and I am looking 4 writer'z, you will most probably be re-imburst for any tutorials you write ($50 or more per tutorial... if it'z good!). So if anyone i'z interested, contact me!

~SPH :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:

Aran
03-26-2002, 09:23 PM
my god.

i can see why you won't be writing any "tutorial'z"... sheesh

(i hate l337 kiddies by the way)

I'm falling behind in the l337 speak crapathon: are the apostrophe 'z's a new trend? spelling the word 'is' as ' i'z ' is a very interesting new development.

Scourfish
03-26-2002, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Aran
my god.

(i hate l337 kiddies by the way)

I'm falling behind in the l337 speak crapathon: are the apostrophe 'z's a new trend? spelling the word 'is' as ' i'z ' is a very interesting new development.

if those l33t crapathon fads are new, then I need to update the contents of my guide and the link that you've all seen before:
http://gozips.uakron.edu/~jwm7/l33tguide.html

minime6696
03-27-2002, 06:18 AM
Wut the hell kind of useless negativety wu'z that? It didn't even mean anything! And it had nothing 2 do with my post!

I have no idea how you people came to think you are so "Great" or something, with you're unreadable internet speak...

But I've been on this board since before there wu'z mod'z! Im not new, and I don't remember u being there back then! ;)

~SPH :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

Govtcheez
03-27-2002, 07:46 AM
Hey sean - you look like you're one of the thousands caught with their pants down when Namezero started requiring pay... Fix the link to your site, and learn how to type.

Edit: To make coding easier, do you suppose there's a 1337.h or something, where all the s's are z's?

-KEN-
03-27-2002, 04:45 PM
>>But I've been on this board since before there wu'z mod'z! Im not new, and I don't remember u being there back then!<<

Wow, you would have been what? 10? 9? Amazing. Oh wait, I'm quite sure you're lying....

If it's true, then you've wasted a good portion of your life on the internet when you were only around 10...an age where you should be off making friends...hell, you're only 12 now. Go. Shoo! out into the fresh air with you!


Oh, and I'm pretty sure that you get so much negativity when you post because 1) Yoo pozt like a kyddi and 2) You're always recruiting. ::shouting:: Nobody wants to help you!! ::/shouting:: get it through your head...Oh, and I almost forgot your gigantic ego(3)...

:rolleyes:


>>you look like you're one of the thousands caught with their pants down

:eek: But that's verbal kiddie porn, govt! I'm calling the cops on you...

minime6696
03-27-2002, 04:45 PM
I don't even understand that kinda' ****-ass internet speak... I don't do that... I only put in accent'z n' stuff b-cuz it shorten'z and prenounciate'z the word'z... I don't do useless 'Internet Speak'... would you care translating '1335' or w/e into ENGLISH 4 me???

~SPH :rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes:

P.S. Oh and 'ah, '-KEN-'... im 13, another thing, stop thinking you can judge everyone... you seem to be a GOD DAMN MODEL OF A PERFECT ****ING AMERICAN ****ING BASTER'D... GOD... I CAN'T GET YOU ****ING PEICES OF **** OUT OF MY HEAD.... BYE! :D

Govtcheez
03-27-2002, 04:52 PM
Adding 'z "shortens" accents to accent'z... Hmm... Yup, shortens it by... um... -1 letters.

> I don't do useless 'Internet Speak'...

You don't?

My God, you're hilarious...

-KEN-
03-27-2002, 04:54 PM
OMG!! Air...must...have...air!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard on these boards. Thank you so much, man.

>>you seem to be a GOD DAMN MODEL OF A PERFECT ****ING AMERICAN<<

::blushes:: Why thank you!

>>I only put in accent'z n' stuff b-cuz it shorten'z

Really? because I've noticed that with most words it actualy LENGTHENS them...but whatever floats your boat.

>> and prenounciate'z the word'z

"prenounciate"?

>>stop thinking you can judge everyone

How am I judging you? I'd really like to hear this. I'm just speaking the truth! <evangalist>Lemme get an "Amen!"</evangalist>

nvoigt
03-28-2002, 03:55 AM
Any variation of the language that is common takes away time. It takes your time adding all those z's and x'es, and it takes my time decyphering it.

Conclusion: Your style to speak wastes my time.

( And your's, too, but that's your problem, not mine ;) )

You are entitled to your style. I'm entitled to not waste my time and just don't read it. If you want me to read it for content and not just to do my moderator duties and check it for kiddie porn and nuclear weapon plans, adjust your style.


1337 5P34K sux0rs !

minime6696
03-28-2002, 09:04 AM
I don't even understand ur stupid 'Number Talk'... I just u'ze the "z'z" and stuff 4 my own 'style' (az u said).... I don't even know wut u said... I think the last word wu'z "Suxs"... ???

~SPH

Govtcheez
03-28-2002, 09:14 AM
N sum ppl'z dun undestand'z ur lazy azz typing... um... 'z

Aran
03-28-2002, 01:11 PM
>and stuff 4 my own style

shut up. you just used one.

'ur' is pronounced ur, not 'your'. Don't say it makes things easier to pronounce, i'd rather read a book than your crappy "style" of making posts unreadable and making yourself look like a newbie moron.

You're a pretty lame l337 if you don't even understand your own damn language.

i must reiterate: my god!

minime6696
03-28-2002, 01:36 PM
I don't even know wut A 'l337' I'z!!! I just startedtyping this way cu'z I like it, and tought **** if u don't like it I can type however I want... if u people want '2 u'ze ur' stupid #'s im not ganna scream @ u, but I cannot understand tho'ze #'z, nor do I u'ze them.

SPH :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

Aran
03-28-2002, 01:45 PM
>but I cannot understand tho'ze #'z, nor do I u'ze them.

that should be, I can niether understand those numbers, nor use them...

nor usually goes with niether, just so you know.

No one speaks l337 with the numbers, its just a stupid means of encryption. What you do is using letters and apostrophes in strange, inconvenient and downright stupid places to make it seem like you are "kewl" and different. It gets annoying after a while.. wait, i lied, it IS annoying, always.

taylorguitarman
03-28-2002, 01:48 PM
Jfdkasdfi sjdk jfidsksfa kdsksado?
Dksadfk Ajfiu dsksfd kdeudui!
Fjfjdi jfjkd, fkidl.

Anyone else agree? :)

minime6696
03-28-2002, 01:51 PM
Do you realize how much you assume 'der? I u'ze the 'bad grammer' just becouse I like 2, don't assume im trying to be 'cool'... you neither know me nor have u ever before now (I think) even talked 2 me!!!

And another thing... Oh im sorry, I didn't realize the entire ****ing universe revolves around you. I guess other people aren't allowed to do thing'z u like, no no, noone can be accepted for thier own individuality, if YOU don't like it, it mustbe a ****ing wiaste of time!

~SPH

ggs
03-28-2002, 02:45 PM
wat

-KEN-
03-28-2002, 03:05 PM
>>Do you realize how much you assume 'der?

What the hell does that mean? "'der"? Huh!?


Oh, and the funny thing is, that last post of yours is one gigantic assumption, WHILE you're ranting on assumptions...:)

adrianxw
03-28-2002, 03:14 PM
Half, probably more, of the people reading this board do not have English as their first language. Reading another language is always a little harder than reading one's own. A few simple typing mistakes can pass, but deliberately making it more difficult to read posts has the simple effect of turning people off the posts content and the poster.

Simple, selfish arrogance.

nvoigt
03-28-2002, 03:42 PM
se bodtom lein iss: ju arh missingg aut on pohsts fromm piepel set ignohr jur questschens biekohs sehj arh tu hahd tu ried. Ju ennoi moderehtors, biekohs wie dohn't hev sie optschen off ignohring jur pohsts. Ei dohn't noh weih ju du itt, end frencklie, Ei dohn't kehr. Itt wud haelp ass end itt wud benefitt ju iff ju startet pohstingg inn normell efriedeh ienglisch. senks.

( sorry, I was lazy, I shortened it. Just pronounce it as if you were a German, it's perfect english then. )


The bottom line is: You are missing out on posts from people that simply ignore your questions because they are too hard to read. You annoy moderators, because we don't have the option of ignoring your posts. I don't know why you do it, and frankly, I don't care. It would help us and it would benefit you if you started posting in normal everyday english. Thanks.

Sorensen
03-28-2002, 05:12 PM
> noone can be accepted for thier own individuality

No we hate you for it. Please **** off.

stevey
03-28-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by minime6696


P.S. Oh and 'ah, '-KEN-'... im 13, another thing, stop thinking you can judge everyone... you seem to be a GOD DAMN MODEL OF A PERFECT ****ING AMERICAN ****ING BASTER'D... GOD... I CAN'T GET YOU ****ING PEICES OF **** OUT OF MY HEAD.... BYE! :D

you're all mean, taunting kid'z eh ???

pleaz stop upsetting my potential employer'z, i i'z unemployed and i'z needing'z the 50 squid'z promised for tutorial'z

oh it'z not 50 squid'z it'z 50 dollar'z

Aran
03-29-2002, 11:42 AM
THis individuality arguement is complete crap. You don't realize how much of a moron it makes you look.

Maybe having a personality would help you be an individual more than making what you write look like someone smeared their feces on my screen?

stevey
03-29-2002, 12:21 PM
being a speaker of The Queen's English myself, I think all Americans are obsessed with zeds myself.
eg why spell organise as organize anyway ??? how vulgar, you peasants. suppose its phonetic.
unfortunately you have won, and my Oxford English Dictionary allows both spellings, the Z useage now being more popular !!!

so all the additional z's in daft places drives me nuts too.
but boy'z will be boy'z, you can't educate pork, as my granny used to say.

-KEN-
03-29-2002, 01:59 PM
>>how vulgar, you peasants.

One, I don't see the vulgarity and two...peasants? ::rings small crystal bell:: <brit accent> "Jeeves, could you please get me this "stevey" fellow on the phone? I'd like to bugger his bloody english self on the telephone machine!"</brit accent>

>>suppose its phonetic

Then you'd be supposing correctly.

>>unfortunately you have won

Excellent. The plan has finally entered stage 3! The US will finally take over the English Language!

>>useage

ironically enough in a post about spellings you've spelled "usage" wrong.

>>but boy'z will be boy'z, you can't educate pork, as my granny used to say.

Did your grandmother have alzheimers, by any chance? ;)

Aran
03-29-2002, 04:04 PM
I educate pork all the time...

Remember when: "We are going to have the most well educated americans in the world!" -Dan Qwale (or however the rear you spell his name)

stevey
03-29-2002, 08:26 PM
>>suppose its phonetic

Then you'd be supposing correctly.

yeah but if you take it too far, it'll be fonetic !!! and we'll be using iz not is like our original little threadstarter.


>>unfortunately you have won

Excellent. The plan has finally entered stage 3! The US will finally take over the English Language!

i knew there was some sort of conspiracy going on !
take it over ? don't forget where you got it from !!


>>useage

ironically enough in a post about spellings you've spelled "usage" wrong.

picky !!! actually i think i always do spell it wrong ! it looks ok to me !!

>>but boy'z will be boy'z, you can't educate pork, as my granny used to say.

Did your grandmother have alzheimers, by any chance? ;)

no she died of BSE before it developed. i was still teaching her to suck eggs when it happened !