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DavidP
03-25-2002, 07:14 PM
We all have our random comments that make no point whatsoever. So lets hear them.

Here are several of mine:

1. Never pet a burning dog.

2. Urine + Electric Fence = Bad

3. You are never fully dressed without your pants.

4. Why are people so racist against racist people?

5. Put the purple monkeys on the left, the green monkeys on the right, and the yellow monkeys in the middle.

6. Purple monkeys fly kites on Tuesdays, but never Sundays. Do they fly kites on Mondays?

Sentaku senshi
03-25-2002, 07:35 PM
There is no such thing as a useless comment, as even a fool's comments may one day be usefull.

stevey
03-25-2002, 07:46 PM
ahhhhh master senshi is wise..................grasshopper.


why do blondes have more fun ???
because i prefer blondes !!

Aran
03-25-2002, 10:00 PM
you are being very ambiguous, stevey.

Youc ould be calling the master the grasshopper as a kind of contradiction because the master always has something to learn, therefore remains a student, and hence a grasshopper forever. Or, you could be referring to our good friend David here as the grasshopper of Sentaku. Then again, it could just be a completely random thought.

DavidP
03-25-2002, 10:03 PM
There is no such thing as a useless comment


I don't recall saying useless comments. I said random comments with no point to them whatsoever. That is very different than useless.

Sentaku senshi
03-25-2002, 10:30 PM
>I don't recall saying useless comments. I said random comments with no point to them whatsoever. That is very different than useless.<

I do not understand what you mean by this, how could a statement with no point not be useless?

>Youc ould be calling the master the grasshopper as a kind of contradiction because the master always has something to learn, therefore remains a student, and hence a grasshopper forever. Or, you could be referring to our good friend David here as the grasshopper of Sentaku. Then again, it could just be a completely random thought.<

I am neither a teacher nor a student, and yet I am both a teacher and a student sometimes both, well at other times only a student.

nvoigt
03-26-2002, 02:08 AM
Even handicapped, lesbian, black women can be *****es.

( German punk song title, showing prejudices work in both ways. )

Deckard
03-26-2002, 06:18 AM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Govtcheez
03-26-2002, 07:49 AM
> Never pet a burning dog.

Hey! You stole that one from Warcraft! :D

lightatdawn
03-26-2002, 11:57 AM
>>Hey! You stole that one from Warcraft!

Baaaa ram u! *BOOM*

hehehe... heh! ... hehehehe.... I loved doing that... (And everyone here whos never played Warcraft II now thinks i've gone totally loony[er].)

Govtcheez
03-26-2002, 12:03 PM
> I loved doing that...

Yeah, that was great... I hope it's in Warcraft 3...

Anyone else find themselves repeatedly clicking the animals in every RTS, trying to get them to explode?

Brian
03-26-2002, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Deckard
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I miss Lum the Mad :D

Esparno
03-26-2002, 01:41 PM
Wait wait wait, you can make the animals in WC2 blow up by clicking on them? I know you can do that with the animals in Star craft but i didnt know about WC2. Give new meaning to the term "Biological weapons of mass destruction"!

Govtcheez
03-26-2002, 01:43 PM
> Wait wait wait, you can make the animals in WC2 blow up by clicking on them?

Yup... I dunno about the first one, though. If only they did damage... Imagine the coolness of polymorph, then... You could create a bomb out of a sheep.

Esparno
03-26-2002, 01:45 PM
Thats awsome.

Imperito
03-26-2002, 10:10 PM
The lack of a point does not imply uselessness. Circles aren't pointed, and they are, in fact, quite useful.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Fire is good for burning things.

lightatdawn
03-26-2002, 10:28 PM
If its tourist season... why cant we shoot them?

dbaryl
03-27-2002, 01:02 AM
more random comments...

hey, I think that car's on fire!

-KEN-
03-27-2002, 04:37 PM
>>Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Saturday night live...Damn did that make me laugh!

Ahhh....WC2. I loved making the sheep blow up. I also liked clicking on the grunt and it giggling at you. Stupid flirtatious grunts.

>>If its tourist season... why cant we shoot them?

So that's why I was arrested?...::memory of standing on his roof yelling "Die, Snowbirds!!" firing off semi-auto come flooding back::

Yoshi
03-27-2002, 04:39 PM
one plus one does not equals three, study concludes.

DavidP
03-27-2002, 04:47 PM
actually i had a really good theory with lots of proof that 1 + 1 does not equal 2...but i lost all of my proof...i cant remember what my arguments were on it now...

Govtcheez
03-27-2002, 04:54 PM
> actually i had a really good theory with lots of proof that 1 + 1 does not equal 2...but i lost all of my proof...i cant remember what my arguments were on it now...

One of my teachers in high school had a final that she had to prove 2+2 = 0.... And she did....

Unregistered
03-28-2002, 05:49 PM
quick quick, I need to use the loo!!!!

ggs
03-28-2002, 07:54 PM
brian, jic you don't know, check out brokentoys.org :)

Ethereal
03-29-2002, 03:21 PM
Pigeon breeding is a fine art!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a useless hobby!