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kwilliams
03-21-2002, 12:35 PM
Please call me Justin!!!! I can't seem to ever get you off these boards!

-Your Wife :p

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 12:36 PM
Well, this is a first....

Deckard
03-21-2002, 12:40 PM
Mrs. Deckard is the antithesis. She prefers I stay online, where she can keep an eye on me ;)

kwilliams
03-21-2002, 12:41 PM
Well .. you know you guys live on this thing! :rolleyes: If you can't beat 'em,join 'em!

C_Coder
03-21-2002, 12:41 PM
I dunno what Justins been telling you but he's hardly ever here.:D

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:41 PM
wow... that is too cool. My wife probably couldn't figure out how to post...

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:43 PM
>>>I dunno what Justins been telling you but he's hardly ever here.

Yeah... I heard he frequents some porn board near the end of the Internet. That is why he is always drunk when he stops by here to sober up.... :D :D

kwilliams
03-21-2002, 12:45 PM
>> wow... that is too cool. My wife probably couldn't figure out how to post...

Well, I've only seen Justin post a hundred times or so, so hopefully I could figure it out a bit by now ...

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 12:46 PM
> wow... that is too cool. My wife probably couldn't figure out how to post...

You probably shouldn't let her see that... :D

Mrs. Williams even uses an ellipsis! She might as well live here too!

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:49 PM
I don't think she is real. Perhaps Justin likes to be in drag from time to time and masquerades as his own wife. :)

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 12:50 PM
> I don't think she is real.

We sure have uncovered a lot of myths lately, haven't we? Linux, Oprah Winfrey, Santa, Mrs. Williams....

I'd like to see Justin's confirmation to this, so we don't all look like total idiots...

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:52 PM
Well he should be due back from that porn board any time now... so we will get our confirmation then...

(that is of course after he sobers up)

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:54 PM
>>>We sure have uncovered a lot of myths lately

Yeah like that one about you making love to a tree. "But I was peeing officer... really...!!!"

kwilliams
03-21-2002, 12:54 PM
>I don't think she is real. Perhaps Justin likes to be in drag from time to time and masquerades as his own wife.

Ha-ha, very funny ... if you guys happen to 'hear' from him on any of the other posts, please tell me to call me. Sigh ... husbands ...

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 12:54 PM
Well, it wasn't my fault the knothole in the trunk was so well suited for... erm... urination :D

Betazep
03-21-2002, 12:56 PM
>>>Sigh ... husbands ...

Wha.... Hey! We husbands are a good group of guys. What's there not to like about us? ;)

kwilliams
03-21-2002, 12:59 PM
>Wha.... Hey! We husbands are a good group of guys. What's there not to like about us?

Hmmmm ... could it be the amount of time you spend on the cprogramming boards??? No, just kidding, I think it is pretty great the help you all give each other. And there are a lot worse things you could be spending your time on ...

incognito
03-21-2002, 01:02 PM
yup they could be watching porn instead they use their time on something constructive like helping us Newbies :D

Prelude
03-21-2002, 01:04 PM
>We husbands are a good group of guys.
But you are still guys, so you lose points for that :D

-Prelude

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 01:09 PM
> But you are still guys, so you lose points for that

<pig>I see. Rag on the bread winners all you want, Ms. Lude. You know that without us, you'd be cold and hungry somewhere! </pig>

How come a woman that says women are superior is a feminist and a man that says men are superior is a pig?

Prelude
03-21-2002, 01:21 PM
>Rag on the bread winners all you want, Ms. Lude
I win bread just fine, thank you ;)

>How come a woman that says women are superior is a feminist
>and a man that says men are superior is a pig?
Careful manipulation of the general mindset. Men may be stronger, but we're sneakier. :D

-Prelude

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 01:22 PM
> I win bread just fine, thank you

Sure ya do... What about that "glass ceiling" everyone's always whining about?

> Careful manipulation of the general mindset. Men may be stronger, but we're sneakier.

I can't argue with that.

ober
03-21-2002, 01:25 PM
LMAO... see, this is why I shouldn't leave these boards... i miss the cool stuff like this...

also... this thread is the EXACT reason i look for computer-illiterate girlfriends... :D

>But you are still guys, so you lose points for that

if a guy said this... especially in person-person meeting... there would be hell to pay... yet a woman says it and not a hair on her head is touched.... :(

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 01:27 PM
> computer-illiterate girlfriends...

That can't be too difficult... (I must be a masochist)

ober
03-21-2002, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
> computer-illiterate girlfriends...

That can't be too difficult... (I must be a masochist)
LMAO... yeah... it's really not... but then you get your random computer chicks... it's freaky like that.

nvoigt
03-21-2002, 02:12 PM
>How come a woman that says women are superior is a feminist >and a man that says men are superior is a pig?

Well... different names, same animal :p

Someone telling you females are superior should go ahead and do male duties. How come they think they can do the same, but never think of actually trying the disadvantages ? Go ahead, be equal and join the army.

( remark: in Germany, joining the Army for at least one year is mandatory for men, optional for women... and they call it equal chances )

Someone telling you males and females are equal should be able to show me how to receive babies.
( Edit: uhm, yeah, showing me would be nice, too, but I meant she should better prove men can get babies, too ;) )

We aren't equal. We are very different. It would be nice if we were treated with equal respect and if we had equal chances based on skill, not sex. But we are not equal !

( sorry for ranting, I'm just sick to hear this crap. Mind you I'm not saying one is better than the other... just not equal. )


Most men get a brain haemorrhage after 20 minutes of shopping.

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 02:20 PM
> Most men get a brain haemorrhage after 20 minutes of shopping.

And it's usually self-inflicted.

> remark: in Germany, joining the Army for at least one year is mandatory for men, optional for women... and they call it equal chances

In the US, everyone above 18 is eligible for the draft. Oh wait, my bad - every MALE above 18 is eligible.

> Well... different names, same animal

LMAO! That's a nice one...

Justin W
03-21-2002, 02:48 PM
:eek: Oh, hi hun. *cough* Calling ya now. :D

Govtcheez
03-21-2002, 02:51 PM
Make sure you wipe that lipstick off your collar first...

::spits in hankerchief::
::wipes lipstick off collar and face::

There! Now you're presentable!

::pinches cheek::

incognito
03-21-2002, 02:55 PM
wait!!!!






don't forget the gum to get rid of the alcohol smell......

ober
03-21-2002, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Govtcheez
Make sure you wipe that lipstick off your collar first...

::spits in hankerchief::
::wipes lipstick off collar and face::

There! Now you're presentable!

::pinches cheek::

wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints... :rolleyes:

just zip your pants back up :D

incognito
03-21-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by ober5861


wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints... :rolleyes:

just zip your pants back up :D


lol that was nice..........I mean funny.

DrakkenKorin
03-21-2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by ober5861


wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints... :rolleyes:

just zip your pants back up :D
:eek:
I'm willing to say you speak from experience

ober
03-21-2002, 03:11 PM
me? neva... :cool:

tim545666
03-21-2002, 08:37 PM
Mind you I'm not saying one is better than the other... just not equal. Oh come on, we all know men are physically and mentally superior to women in anything not artsy. I've never heard of a female Einstien. Hell, I've never even heard of a female genius.
:Runs away in fear of being slapped and kicked in the groin:

dbaryl
03-21-2002, 09:49 PM
You sure have picked the right place to say that... given that 95% of all people on this board are guys :)

incognito
03-21-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by dbaryl
You sure have picked the right place to say that... given that 95% of all people on this board are guys :)


very true............well I have a teacher that she says that she wants to be treated equally she doesn't even want men to open doors for her, because "she can open it herself", and on the other hand there're some girl that say that chivalry is dead, so who to listen to?

dbaryl
03-21-2002, 10:29 PM
Yeah, it seems guys always get the trong end of the deal here... but I guess I've just learned to live with it. ...And to her thaqt wants to open her own door - well, let her do it, guess it's even easier for you, isn't it?

incognito
03-21-2002, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by dbaryl
Yeah, it seems guys always get the trong end of the deal here... but I guess I've just learned to live with it. ...And to her thaqt wants to open her own door - well, let her do it, guess it's even easier for you, isn't it?



yup she's a pretty nice person though.

nvoigt
03-22-2002, 02:16 AM
I will open doors for women. It's polite.
I will open doors for men. It's polite.

How come there are women starring at me, thinking I look down at them ? I've never heard a man tell me I should let him open the doors himself.


>Oh come on, we all know men are physically and mentally >superior to women in anything not artsy.

Wrong. Men are mentally superior when it comes to spatial skills and building mental images of 2D objects like maps. Men are better at throwing and running. Men are better at carrying stuff. In one word: Men evolved for some thousand years to be the better lunch-chasers.

Men are at a disadvantage when it comes to noticing little signs, gestures and nuances. Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use 15.000 to 20.000. Women have a wider field of vision. Ever stood in front of the fridge and not been able to find the butter ? Ever had your girlfriend come up and point straight at it ? Women can do more things at once. Men can only concentrate at one thing at a time. In one word: Women evolved to be gatherers and relationship-builders, to make their nest a secure place.

We can try to give out laws saying they have to be equal and if we follow these laws for another 10 Million years, evolution won't fail, and we will be equal.

In the meantime, please don't tell me we are equal just because the law says so. Equal chances, equal respect, fine. But we have to respect that we are different. Not better, not worse, just different.

fishybawb
03-22-2002, 06:08 AM
>Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use >15.000 to 20.000

Trust me, those 12000-15000 extra words don't go unnoticed...

ober
03-22-2002, 06:43 AM
>Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use >15.000 to 20.000
Wait wait wait... I think that's a little low... :D

oh, and NV... that was awesome... I think everyone should hear that.. I'm gonna turn that into a forward.. :)

Prelude
03-22-2002, 09:58 AM
>In the meantime, please don't tell me we are equal just because the law says so.
Laws tend to be stupid, men and women are physically, mentally, and emotionally different and no law will change that. I'm just a little biased of course, thinking that my different is more useful than your different :D

>Hell, I've never even heard of a female genius.
No comment

-Prelude

nvoigt
03-22-2002, 11:23 AM
On a sidenote:



Männer haben mehr Sex als Frauen, nämlich im Schnitt über 100 mal im Jahr, wohingegen Frauen gerade mal knapp über 90 Abenteuer verbuchen können.


From my daily newsletter... In English: Men have more sex than women, on average more than 100 times a year, whereas women can only be held for about 90 times a year.

Now... being one of those logical types... I wonder... if they took an equal amount of men and women, who had sex with the men the missing 10 times ? Uh-Oh...

ober
03-22-2002, 11:37 AM
question is... was it sex with another person... or more of a personal endeavor? :D

nvoigt
03-22-2002, 12:11 PM
I guess it was meant as a "multiuser environment" :p

Govtcheez
03-22-2002, 12:15 PM
This is a great place for a joke I read the other day...

Why didn't the mathematician have a significant other?
Because he was satisfied with 5 significant digits!

Oh! I slay me!

RobR
03-22-2002, 12:22 PM
Oh! I slay me!

we can but hope.........:p

nvoigt
03-22-2002, 12:30 PM
When it comes to sex, women need a reason. Men need a place.


A woman wants lots of sex with the man she loves. A man wants lots of sex.


'You are a lousy lover' she said. 'How can you tell that in two minutes?' he asked.


Plus: the one that actually made me fall off the couch:

He was a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.
He'd lie awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.


LMAO !

RobR
03-22-2002, 12:32 PM
How about,

He was a necrophilac sadist into bestiality.... until he realised he was flogging a dead horse.