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naren
09-14-2001, 10:17 PM
i would like to share ur idea on c/c++

Fordy
09-15-2001, 01:30 AM
C was everything that B should have been

Govtcheez
09-17-2001, 11:04 AM
Trying to code in C is like trying to tackle a rampaging giraffe with a quadrapalegic 8 year old.

Salem
09-17-2001, 11:41 AM
To compare and contrast with other languages, try
here (http://public.logica.com/~stepneys/joke/foot.htm)

Govtcheez
09-17-2001, 11:54 AM
Cool link, Salem...

I especially like Paradox and the Assembly ones.

How about this for Java:

The gun works slowly, but the virtual bullets don't actually leave a hole and take 15 minutes to hit
or
The gun fires, and everyone's feet can be hit.

Or, for the extremely limited audience that knows Cyrano
The gun changes all your bullets if you leave it loaded when you go to lunch
or
It takes you 2 days to debug the firing pin, blocks only show 5 lines of code at a time.

WayTooHigh
09-17-2001, 12:03 PM
C keeps your hands tied.
C++ gives you enough rope to hang yourself.