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Brian
02-22-2002, 07:27 PM
Which corporation would you trust the most with your life?

tim545666
02-22-2002, 07:32 PM
McDonalds, because they make food and you need food to live :)

Brian
02-22-2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by tim545666
McDonalds, because they make food and you need food to live :)

No, that's not food :)

dirkduck
02-22-2002, 07:35 PM
I dont like any of them, excelpt Apple, which I have no objects to, and Oracle, because I dont know who they are. So I'd say Apple

Prelude
02-22-2002, 09:00 PM
Microsoft: If I die then they wouldn't get anymore of my money, would they? ;)

-Prelude

Brian
02-22-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Prelude
Microsoft: If I die then they wouldn't get anymore of my money, would they? ;)

-Prelude


...Good point.

Dissata
02-22-2002, 10:45 PM
I'd have to say McDonalds or Wla-Mart (best market stability)

golfinguy4
02-22-2002, 10:57 PM
Where's none of the above???

DavidP
02-22-2002, 11:07 PM
always coca cola...

itld
02-23-2002, 12:13 AM
howdy,

lets see....

is it Kroc?
or
is it Jobs?

i cant decide

M.R.

bobish
02-23-2002, 01:04 PM
ill take Oracle becase ive never heard of them and they cant be any worse then any of the others.

-KEN-
02-23-2002, 04:16 PM
Ummm...you forgot the option "Why would I trust any corporation with my life?"

DavidP
02-23-2002, 06:37 PM
it looks like AOL is pretty untrustworthy, lol.

Brian
02-24-2002, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by DavidP
it looks like AOL is pretty untrustworthy, lol.

I wouldn't trust AOL with anything. AOL are evil. Like bunnies.

nvoigt
02-25-2002, 07:05 AM
>AOL-Time Warner

Life ? Sorry, you can only live through our special AOLife interface.
No native life allowed.


>Microsoft

You're dying ? Oh... we will fix that in the next life.


>Oracle

Life ? Yes, we support life. Please take further information from the manual pages 1687 to 1693.


>Mc Donalds

Me: I'd like to have a life.
McD: Normal or Maxi ?

YEAH ! Thats the way to go ! Go Mc Dee !

;)

zMan
02-25-2002, 01:17 PM
many dba's already trust oracle with more than their lives.....
What do you suppose would happen a major corporation lost their data.... hint: some heads would roll

dbaryl
02-25-2002, 03:18 PM
WalMart... I like the store. Certainly not McD's though, used to work at one once, no way I'd trust those guys =)

phantom
02-26-2002, 05:55 PM
If those are my choices can I take a quick death instead?

mix0matt
02-28-2002, 12:52 PM
>>Life ? Yes, we support life. Please take further information from the manual pages 1687 to 1693.

hilarious...freakin' hilarious. and true.

i'ver heard wal-mart is a terrible company to work for in IT...they work you very hard and pay relatively little, and you live in Bentonville, AR....yikes...