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Anddos
12-23-2008, 12:24 PM
1,shoot your source code in to her
2,wait 9 months to compile
3,exe baby is ready
4,execute life

if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
if she dies you know you got aids
if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage

woot

prog-bman
12-23-2008, 12:26 PM
Awesome?

whiteflags
12-23-2008, 12:28 PM
By that description: If only compilers had curves.

Sebastiani
12-23-2008, 12:36 PM
>> programming is like sex

Come now, that's very tacky (no pun intended).

psychopath
12-23-2008, 12:59 PM
>>programming is like sex
..You're doing it wrong.

tabstop
12-23-2008, 01:05 PM
>>programming is like sex
..You're doing it wrong.

You're doing which wrong?

(I suppose the answer is, "Both.")

whiteflags
12-23-2008, 01:20 PM
The answer is lurk moar.

BobMcGee123
12-23-2008, 01:59 PM
whats sex?

whiteflags
12-23-2008, 02:04 PM
"Just two lonely people being lonely together."

BobMcGee123
12-23-2008, 04:33 PM
If sex is like two people being lonely together then the only way it's like programming is if the programmer is schizophrenic. You guys are confusing (and I hate you all just fyi).

That reminds me of a rhyme I saw on a movie:

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic.
And so am I!"

VirtualAce
12-23-2008, 04:36 PM
Not funny.

zacs7
12-23-2008, 05:53 PM
The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts ;).

Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.

kermit
12-23-2008, 06:59 PM
The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts ;).

Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.

I thought you were referring to OpenOffice 3 :)

twomers
12-23-2008, 07:23 PM
>> programming is like sex
That's what she said ... ?

indigo0086
12-23-2008, 07:54 PM
As a person who finds things funny, this is not funny. And I don't mean not funny in an offensive way, just not funny.

zacs7
12-24-2008, 03:38 AM
Okay fine, since we're being honest... I didn't find this funny at all (just so you know!), In fact I found it a bit rude towards women and life (ie abortion), and my Mum is a woman so that makes it personal :-)

Continuing with the honesty... Hasn't anyone told you indigo0086 that it's considered "noobish" to have numbers in your name ;)

twomers
12-24-2008, 10:24 AM
Just cause his number's bigger than yours...

abachler
12-24-2008, 12:12 PM
Programming is like sex ...

1. You get better with age
2. Your techniques get called old fashioned, even though they work
3. Your code gets bigger and uglier as time goes by.
4. When you are young, it only takes you a few minutes to finish, after a few decades it can take O(n^2) time
5. Most people don't like to be watched while they code, but some do.
6. There are millions of self appointed experts, none of which are any good at coding.
7. The professionals may look appealing, but the hobbyists usually make the most significant breakthroughs.
8. The best programmers aren't easy to look at.
9. Bigger isn't necessarily better.
10. You can do it by yourself, with a partner, or in a large group.
11. Some people are good enough to make money doing it.

brewbuck
12-24-2008, 12:15 PM
Programming is like sex ...

1. You get better with age
2. Your techniques get called old fashioned, even though they work
3. Your code gets bigger and uglier as time goes by.
4. When you are young, it only takes you a few minutes to finish, after a few decades it can take O(n^2) time
5. Most people don't like to be watched while they code, but some do.
6. There are millions of self appointed experts, none of which are any good at coding.
7. The professionals may look appealing, but the hobbyists usually make the most significant breakthroughs.
8. The best programmers aren't easy to look at.
9. Bigger isn't necessarily better.
10. You can do it by yourself, with a partner, or in a large group.
11. Some people are good enough to make money doing it.

This one manages to be funny without being explicit or degrading -- bravo.

whiteflags
12-24-2008, 12:27 PM
1. You get better with practice.
Fixed! I find old people a tad creepy. Some of them walk like zombies. I don't want to think about what they do in their free time.

abachler
12-24-2008, 06:09 PM
Fixed! I find old people a tad creepy. Some of them walk like zombies. I don't want to think about what they do in their free time.

We practice being creepy, sometimes we even make bets on who can creep out the most youngun's or take the longest to buy one item at Walmart :) My personal favorite is called 'who can guess the smell' where you put something wierd on your clothes then go to the store and see how many people stare. My high score so far is a combination of campfire and ambergris

brewbuck
12-24-2008, 07:00 PM
We practice being creepy, sometimes we even make bets on who can creep out the most youngun's or take the longest to buy one item at Walmart :) My personal favorite is called 'who can guess the smell' where you put something wierd on your clothes then go to the store and see how many people stare. My high score so far is a combination of campfire and ambergris

Where the heck did you get ambergris, and what were you doing with it while camping? ;)

abachler
12-25-2008, 12:30 AM
Where the heck did you get ambergris, and what were you doing with it while camping? ;)

A better question would be, how did I light a fire in a whales stomach....

lruc
12-26-2008, 09:09 AM
If programming is like sex, then I feel sorry for the reverse engineer.

EVOEx
12-26-2008, 09:24 AM
What about protected sex? Is that like compiling without actually generating an executable?