Ahem, that snotty comment was a bit too close to the truth. While I am not going to post personal contact information on the net, I will PM a moderator as long as they agree not to post it. They can vouch for the fact that im not just pulling monkeys out of my butt.
I have a Bachelor's degree in Electronics Engineering, I'm a member of Mensa, and currently I am a senior engineer for an R&D company that developes artificial intelligence for government and industry.