Hug me, I'm okay.
It moved I tell you!
Have you seen my baseball? (probably won't fit)
and no, sorry, you can't use my title!
Hug me, I'm okay.
It moved I tell you!
Have you seen my baseball? (probably won't fit)
and no, sorry, you can't use my title!
I lost my teddybear... Will you sleep with me? <--- heard this one yelled across a busy street downtown... I was jeleous i didnt think of it first.
I forgot my phone #... Can I have yours?
"There's always another way"
-lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
That's a suggestion, not a comment about this thread ;)
Jason Deckard
>D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
dilligaf... the not quite smarty word cousin of diligent...
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
How's this?: "Thinking about your DAD naked" . I see plenty of potential.
>>I forgot my phone #... Can I have yours?
Want to go halves in a baby?
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
ouch
How about "Title for rent - call 0800-GCT for more info"
hth
-nv
She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
When in doubt, read the FAQ.
Then ask a smart question.
Hmmm... Good selections... good pickup lines...
-Govtcheez
[email protected]
Got Cheese?
Jason Deckard
hows "oh damn"
how do you put one of those custom titles?
"The world has seen the state of our union, AND IT IS STRONG"
-- George Bush
You have to have 400 posts (or be a moderator)... Before you get any ideas into your head, read the sticky note at the top of the GD board.
-Govtcheez
[email protected]
behold the power
(you know... of cheese)
got crackers?
mooooo
melts better
normal or al dente
born to please //rhymes
ole'!!! cha cha cha
i like big butts
extravaganza bazar
At least I make myself laugh....
Blue
Die Kuh Sagt Mu
"The world has seen the state of our union, AND IT IS STRONG"
-- George Bush
Stop the presses! That's gotta be the one for you, Gov.Originally posted by Betazep
behold the power
Jason Deckard
Here's an idea, if you don't use it, I will.
"Polynomial Fan For Life"
Then on your signature,
"Binomial Hater"
What will people say if they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do if they find that it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak, there is no disguising the truth!
Jesus Freak, D.C. Talk
-gnu-ehacks
