I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
Is it closed/mods only?
Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?
I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
Is it closed/mods only?
Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?
Actually, since the last ritual, there is blood splattered all around... so far we couldn't find someone to clean up the mess, so it's closed until we do.
We need a white female long-haired elephant-riding virgin born on 29. Feb 1994. You should have at least 15 years of experience in cleaning up such messes. Professional goat herders preferred.
Send your resumes to [email protected].
hth
-nv
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if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
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a metal plate just struck my mouth!
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LoL!!! Good question. There is one thing I have learned from hanging out at this board though...MOD'S CAN DO ANYTHING.Originally posted by iain
if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
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May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
Wait, wait! The elephant has to be a virgin?Originally posted by kermi3
May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
Jason Deckard
Any ideas when this board might come back, or are we going to have to wait until a virgin elephant is found?
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Hmm...This thread is beginning to become a litte strange...
What will people say if they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do if they find that it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak, there is no disguising the truth!
Jesus Freak, D.C. Talk
-gnu-ehacks
the animal rights groups shall hear of this!! you all toast!
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Hey they're just asking for a virgin elephant they are not really saying that we're going to sacrifice a virgin elephant as part of a yearly ritual at the undead board.
There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!
"...The only real game I thank in the world is baseball..." --Babe Ruth
"Life is beautiful"-Don Corleone right before he died.
"The expert on anything was once a beginner" -Baseball poster I own.
Left cprog on 1-3-2005. Don't know when I am coming back. Thanks to those who helped me over the years.
anyone that knows for the extremely odd person that i really am knows i have an elephant called Brian. I dont know if hes a virgin - i shall find out and if he is i dont mind sacrificing him to the board.
ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
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A search on Google for "imaginary animal rights" turns up nothing. Looks like we're good to go.Originally posted by iain
ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
Jason Deckard
Correction to NV's post:
We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).