Forgive the amount of sarcasm oozing out of this post, but I just couldn't help but be entertained by these gems of wisdom:

D Programming Language: I'll be sure to learn D as soon as I've become fluent in Esperanto.

Structure Arrays and Character Strings: Hmm, it's been 45 minutes and nobody has answered my vague question about this homework assignment. I know, I'll create another forum account and pretend to be a Code God that can't solve my Introduction to C assignment. That'll work!