>> Secondly, the Internet is not a giant computer with a single off-and-on switch.
Belive me, I know that. It thought it would be one of those planned things.
>> Also, did anyone ever read the Google Story?
>> That was the inspiration for the two creators, to download the
>> internet for their doctorate (or degree? I can't remember). You don't
>> need to shut it down to archive it. Just think of Google's cache!
7. It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
40. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.*
What? Everyone knows that the Internet has a giant on/off switch. It's right here.
Besides, something has to shut off that gigantic series of tubes!
long time; /* know C? */
Unprecedented performance: Nothing ever ran this slow before.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Real Programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas, because dec 25 == oct 31.
The best way to accelerate an IBM is at 9.8 m/s/s.
recursion (re - cur' - zhun) n. 1. (see recursion)
Dump truck internet...
That's not the internet it's an MRI of my brainThe inner workings of the Internet.
Huh?