I'll never forget this one: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?t=82350
I'll never forget this one: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?t=82350
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There's a reason I named my team "Nicole Brown Simpson", and it's not just because I want to be a woman.Originally Posted by SlyMaelstrom
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I think he had a pointOriginally Posted by psychopath
Originally Posted by brewbuck:
Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.
Who could forget this thread: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/showthread.php?t=53343
I bet all of your replies are negative, you seem to be one of those people the cant do much but talk alot. I wrote the code and now need to know the names of the technical bits I have used without noticing. So If you are not skilled enough to understand my code, dont bother opening your mouth
"Think not but that I know these things; or think
I know them not: not therefore am I short
Of knowing what I ought."
-John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)
"Work hard and it might happen."
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Darn those unnoticed technical bits! They always fool me
>I wrote the code and now need to know the names of the technical bits I have used without noticing.
I hate it when I use those pesky technical bits without noticing.
>So If you are not skilled enough to understand my code, dont bother opening your mouth
Ironically, he wouldn't shut up.
My best code is written with the delete key.
It always happens like that, doesn't it?
That last one must be bar none one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
Teacher: "You connect with Internet Explorer, but what is your browser? You know, Yahoo, Webcrawler...?" It's great to see the educational system moving in the right direction
Pretty much any one of these: http://cboard.cprogramming.com/searc...earchid=566455
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Erm, Sly, that turns up no matches...
>Erm, Sly, that turns up no matches...
I'm guessing it's a search for "void main" or "fflush stdin".
My best code is written with the delete key.
Nice
How about those threads cross-posted to daniweb just to get the same answers they did here?
Hmmm that's weird, that wasn't the URL I posted. I had even followed it after I posted it. Anyway, it was a lame joke and I prefer what Prelude said, so just search for that.
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Searches are stored temporarily and the URL you posted only had the ID of that temporary storage, which either was bound to your user in the first place or quickly expired.
All the buzzt!
CornedBee
"There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code."
- Flon's Law