Thread: How do you become a moderator?

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    So Basically what it comes down to is that the chances of me being a moderator here are about 1000000 to 1..............
































    Wait!!!! So there IS a chance.......
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    Hey CollegeGirl!!!!






    No discounts????
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

    "...The only real game I thank in the world is baseball..." --Babe Ruth

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    >>No discounts????

    hmmm ok since you're a cprogramming member you'll get a discount: pay me $2999.99!! great discount, isn't it? :P

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    dang...sounds like somebody around here is getting into the prostitution business..... j/k
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    >1000000 to 1..............

    er, i'm no gambling expert... but wouldn't those odds be extremely in your _favor_ ?

    and wierd david, i was just thinking that about CG when i heard she was offering service for money... strange indeed.
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    some people are just... STUPID!!! :P

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    doubleanti -- that implies that when you bet a dollar if you win you get a $million$

    or if in the way their using it, in a million tries it happpens once.
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    oh right, i guess it can be vice-versa-ed upon the connotation... well the effekt was gained nonetheless...

    and yes! cg i am a moron!
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    >>and yes! cg i am a moron!

    glad you know it

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    You people are really cracking me up. Best post since that computer terms thingamajig that DA posted some time back.



    nv, you are hilarious!!!!!! Your description of a mod should be on everyone's board. Too bad it's too long to be a sig.

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    I don't think however that collegegirl is a "hooker".........
    I think that was just a joke.............or was it????
    nah j/k it was a joke, besides she only gave me a 1 cent discount, I mean do you know how many you could find here in Miami for 3000? *clears throat* I wouldn't know ofcourse but for what I've seen in "Cops" they're WAYYYYYYY cheaper.... (yeah that's it cops, I saw it on cops).
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    Nv, I thought you knew not to discuss our secret rituals? At least you didn't mention the goat sacrfices.

    Yes, moderators are elected; when will the next elections be? There's no set time; and of course, old moderators are not overthrown. (Once you've been initiated, it's hard to remove the chip)

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    Yeah, well, now that they know, we'll have to kill them... anyone seen my vodoo doll ?

    Did I mention there is a special Undead board, where we raise zombies on friday nights ? Moderators only of course
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    >(Once you've been initiated, it's hard to remove the chip)

    *zzzzzt!*

    ...

    *sizzle*...
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    Looks like it's time for a new mod...
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