You need to date cleaner girls, dudeOriginally Posted by rockytriton
> Especially govt.
;-*
You need to date cleaner girls, dudeOriginally Posted by rockytriton
> Especially govt.
;-*
-Govtcheez
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This is scarily true.Originally Posted by BobMcGee123This isn't.Originally Posted by BobMcGee123
If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein
My girlfriend tells me I'm hot every night before we go to sleep.
When it's dark.
Crap.
-Govtcheez
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Wait... are you dating someone again? DETAILS!
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
I tell you you're hot at lunchtime too.My girlfriend tells me I'm hot every night before we go to sleep.
When it's dark.
Crap.
I'm not immature, I'm refined in the opposite direction.
Where to start.....
Crashing my boat into a tree?
Got it completely out of the water and stuck in the branches. Had to get out and push....
Being caught pushing a drunk friend home in a shopping trolley by the police?
Don't know where we got the shopping trolley.
Trouble was we were dressed in as super heroes.
As soon as he realised it was the poilce he tried to escape...
by climbing a power pole....
in the middle of a bridge....
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
i have many many stories
here's one: A couple years back I went camping with a........ load of people - probably around 50. One night a buddy and I told four girls to come to our tent. Awaiting their entrance we broke out a 1.75L of tequilla. Before they came, half of it was gone. We get to talkin and stuff, some kissing and stuff, more drinking and stuff....and the next thing i remember is waking up at about 9 in the morning. in a different tent. with no pants nor underwear. only a wife beater. thats it. I promptly yell out to my friend - a few times before he answers. He found himself in the bushes...clothed however. Till this day I never knew exactly what happened. WHenever i see those girls they still gigle about it btw, all four of them ended up sleeping in my tent :dunno:
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there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka
In my expriences, cleaner girls were boring girls.Originally Posted by Govtcheez
here is a friend's story:
he was also camping...got very drunk and high on heroine and some other stuff. Along with some of his buddies he decided to get revenge on a park ranger and busted up his car with a baseball bat. In a drunken frenzy they busted up all the windows, lights and whatever else they could. heading back to their campsite they got another bright idea and set on fire the bathrooms....
the story ended with him spending 120 days in prison...tada!
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there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka
oooh ooh, i got one more. This is a good one, because I usually don't puke when I drink...I pass out before I puke and maybe puked 5 times since I started drinkning...anywho - before a party started at my friend's house with another friend we polished of a 1.75L of smirnof - from plastic...ew (I know I know, this was back in high school - i didn't want to spend money on good alcohol ) so as the party was getting started i was already passing out (alcohol in plastic doesn't wrk too well on my body), next thing I know is I'm sitting next to the tub full of puke...I try to get up and I see my friend holding his girlfriend over the toilet. and then I see her fscking puking in blue!!! I turn around to the tub to puke out whatever there was left.
why was she puking blue you ask? because she ate a fscking blue snowcone before se came to the party.
Oh on a sidenote, I have pictures when I was puking from the balcony. This, supposedly, happened between the time the party started and me waking up in the bathroom. Good times.
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there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka
but overall...excessive drinking is pretty bad. Lately I've been drinking way too much. Wednesday rolls on and we start, and end on Sunday. Sure I don't get wasted (accept on fris and sats) but I drink a lot and it doesn't do much to me. And i don't count beer as drinking. My ex works at a bank where I have my checking account - she called me two weeks ago to tell me she was concerned about my drinking. Last month alone I spent $550 in liquor stores - not counting what I bought for cash. Ever since I stopped (even the beer ) and only drink on the weekends. good times still.
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there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka
I'm worried now as I cant remember what ones I told you! I do have a few horror stories, but I try to forget them.Originally Posted by Govtcheez
The ones that stand out to me are you drinking a coke can full of cigarette butts and you riding a bus full of Christmas shoppers.
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So many stories I'll just pick one for now.
Me and a bunch of friends broke into the local public swimming pool and I was so drunk I dived into the shallow end of the pool. I split my head open and it was ........ing out with blood but I didn't even know until someone told me. The next day I told my mum I fell over and hit my head on a log (I was only about 14 at the time).
I got one more...
When I was in grade 10, at the end of the year me and some mates went to a beach town about 2 hours away. Drinking on the way down there, one of my mates feel a sleep in the car. When we got there we met some people who were supposed to have a party. Thier party didn't happen so we gate crashed a grade 12 graduation party. There was only about 5 of us (1 was still sleeping in the car), we went in to the back yard, unwanted, so we started a fight. The next thing we knew we were throwing bricks at them while being chased up the street by their local country bumpkin football team along with another 50 people from the party. We get to the car and my friend who is asleep has the car locked. Luckily we came away unscathed not like a few of the footballers lol