You guessed it, the title is a lie.

Ban me. Now. I mean it. I wouldn't want the foul stench of cockyness, sarcasm and obnoxiousness to rub off.

I've had enough of forums, I really have. If any of you were looking to push me off, you've done it.

Quite a shame; I was hoping to stay longer.

Some things while I was here:

1) Rarely did anyone answer a question of mine without being as sarcastic or as cocky as possible.

2) nvoigt, we got off on the wrong foot. I realise you're a much more experienced programmer than I, and I take back all I said.

3) Govt, sorry about the avatar. Was kinda funny at the time (for me at least).

4) Fordy, nice post-locking count you've got there.


Well you're laughing like mad now, so don't stop on my account. If I'm not banned by tomorrow morning, well, I guess I'll come and see how everyone's managed to conjur up those infamous 'you obnoxious wanker' replies. Should give me one final laugh, eh?

Cheers to all you guys who didn't give me grief.