"Pa, ah just had a swell idea. Hows about we throw Ma outta the window? "
"No Johhny boy, nah go and lick my donkey"
"But Pa, I ain't got a tongue. I'm just here to sell you a house made of flapjacks"
"And a garage made from the souls of carrot phlegm?"
"... Yes."
"Ok, take me to your leader"
o_O