If you want a job for life, then it seems being a Microsoft lawyer is going to come pretty close!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4699121.stm
Makes you wonder if they do anything but sue and be sued.
If you want a job for life, then it seems being a Microsoft lawyer is going to come pretty close!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4699121.stm
Makes you wonder if they do anything but sue and be sued.
If you dance barefoot on the broken glass of undefined behaviour, you've got to expect the occasional cut.
If at first you don't succeed, try writing your phone number on the exam paper.
Leads on to the old joke - after nuclear war there will only be two forms of life left: cockroaches & lawyers!
What is the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
....
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Last edited by kermit; 07-22-2005 at 04:02 AM.
What do you call a thousand lawyers sat at the bottom of the sea?
A start!
Whelp, here's my contribution...
What do you call a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
Pentium 4 - 2.0GHz, 512MB RAM
NVIDIA GeForce4 MX 440
WinXP
Visual Studio .Net 2003
DX9 October 2004 Update (R.I.P. VC++ 6.0 Compatability)
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Bugger that I'd shoot the lawyer then myself.
Good class architecture is not like a Swiss Army Knife; it should be more like a well balanced throwing knife.
- Mike McShaffry
Yeah.... because that makes any sense whatsoever.
Well i got an idea, get a wife thats a lawer for MicroSoft and you be a programmer for microsoft
Actually it makes perfect sense to my obviously dry sense of humourOriginally Posted by ober
Good class architecture is not like a Swiss Army Knife; it should be more like a well balanced throwing knife.
- Mike McShaffry
How do you kill a lawyer?
......
You slam the toilet lid on his head while he is getting a drink.
