Thread: Sean Connery is dead!

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    Sean Connery is dead!

    Dead tired of getting bad reception on his phone while he's roaming in the jungle!
    http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/839...dasdasd5cq.jpg

    Stolen from HL2.NET nominee for stupidest thread of the year.
    Last edited by Glirk Dient; 07-03-2005 at 08:52 PM.

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    ........er i believed you

    btw: the link doesn't work

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    I move for ban.

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    I'm afraid govt's correct, under Article XV.

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    Uhh...govt hax0r3d my account and posted it...ban him!!!

    /me hides

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    You bastard. If I'm going down I'm taking you with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glirk Dient
    Uhh...govt hax0r3d my account and posted it...ban him!!!

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    nonsense. govt wouldn't betray us like that, now would you govt? just say the word and we start an initiative to ban
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    One DOES NOT create threads with titles like this.
    Ban him.
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    Sang-drax, cool avatar. I was never able to beat the guy myself, did you? If so, tell me how ?
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    If you shoot an electric beam and pause and unpause the game many times with select just as the beam hits him he will take multiple hits.

    I haven't beaten him without this exploit. It is so hard.
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    [off-topic]
    An excellent idea! Anybody seen Batman begins yet? I thought the story was pretty good, but all the fight scenes are so stupid - you just get shots of someone flying against the wall, and you just assume he hit them.

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    Quit derailing, sean.

    What game are you guys talking about?

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    Mega Man (1, for NES).

    The first boss after you beat the six robot masters is
    Last edited by Sang-drax : Tomorrow at 02:21 AM. Reason: Time travelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sang-drax
    If you shoot an electric beam and pause and unpause the game many times with select just as the beam hits him he will take multiple hits.

    I haven't beaten him without this exploit. It is so hard.
    tried that but still, wasn't able to beat him .

    oh well, it remans on my todo list

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