Human: what are you wearing?
ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
Human: no i'm not
ALICE: I heard you are.
Human: who told you that?
ALICE: Someone I met online
Human: is it Jeff?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Human: COME ON
ALICE: I'm just kidding around.
Human: ok then tell me whether it's him or not
ALICE: Good reasoning. Can what? Excuse me!
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human:"hmm" isn't even a word
ALICE: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Human: but it's not a word !!!
ALICE: And. Give me an example of a word.
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: no , that was an example