Gen.11
[1]And everyone could read team speak.
[2]And they soon found a server with sweet specs in the Shinar network and camped there.
[3]And they said to each other, Let us download Hax and m0dz, and they drained the bandwidth
[4]And they said Let us Mod this be-Otch and max out the res0urses and make our squad known, lest our teams be stacked.
[5]And the ADMIN came to see the server, which the hax0rz and scriptKiddiez builded.
[6]And the ADMIN said, WTF!?, your all on the same team! if they keep running these hacks I'm ow3nd."
[7]Let me even the teams so that they may not team speak w/ everyone
[8]So the admin banned some and set up teams: and they set about hax0ring other servers.
[9]Therefore the name of the server is B4b31; because the ADMIN did even out the teams and ban the hax0rz.
[10]These are the squads of SH3M: Sh3M was 1337, and begat squad ARP-HAX-ad two years after the ping flood.
[11-29]Many squads formed from SH3M And Arp-HAX-ad
[30-32]One begat squad, the T3r4h, did sux and were shortly 0w3nd.

Yeah, I have to much free time.