I had a dream today where I was sleeping. Then I woke up and realised I had fallen asleep during the new Star Wars movie. That was the most boring piece of rubbish I have ever watched, even including the times I have actually looked in a bin and watched rubbish. The acting was terrible, the plot childish and it captured none of the atmosphere of the other movies.
I'd ask for my money back, but I think I drooled on the seat when I snored through the whole thing and they'll want me to pay for damages. Absolute rubbish movie.