"honey honey, i got a lot of money, wont you be my nasty giiirrlll and let me do that dirty dance wich you"
"honey honey, i got a lot of money, wont you be my nasty giiirrlll and let me do that dirty dance wich you"
So worth the money
That's something my brother sent me and I posted it on ES.*Doctors:*
*(A) The number of doctors in the **U.S.** is 700,000*.
*(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000*.
*(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%*.
*Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services*
*Guns:*
*(A) The number of gun owners in the **U.S.** is 80,000,000 (yes that's
80 million)*.
*(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500*.
*(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%*.
*Statistics courtesy of the FBI*
*So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.*
*Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.*
*FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.*
*Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!*
*Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention*
Let's see what's on mine right now:
Oh well.Originally Posted by Clipboard
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It just happened to be in my clipboard
For some reason I found that incredibly funny.Originally Posted by my clipboard
I was doing some benchmarking for someone else on switch() vs if/elseif.
Code:for($i=0;$i<300000;$i++) { $randnum = rand(1,5); switch($randnum) { case 1: $x = 1; break; case 2: $x = 2; break; case 3: $x = 3; break; case 4: $x = 4; break; case 5: $x = 5; break; default: $x = 10; } }
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