1. "honey honey, i got a lot of money, wont you be my nasty giiirrlll and let me do that dirty dance wich you"

2. So worth the money

3. *Doctors:*

*(A) The number of doctors in the **U.S.** is 700,000*.

*(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000*.

*(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%*.

*Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services*

*Guns:*

*(A) The number of gun owners in the **U.S.** is 80,000,000 (yes that's
80 million)*.

*(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500*.

*(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%*.
*Statistics courtesy of the FBI*

*So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.*

*Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.*

*FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.*

before this gets completely out of hand!!!*

*Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention*
That's something my brother sent me and I posted it on ES.

4. ﻿Let's see what's on mine right now:

Originally Posted by Clipboard
PostQuitMessage (0);
Oh well.

5. Uh-oh... More Dashboard Confessional...

6. ....

7. skull........jesus.org

It just happened to be in my clipboard

8. Originally Posted by my clipboard
Paul@Home says:
its VB.NET though
Jason says:
vb.poof
For some reason I found that incredibly funny.

9. I was doing some benchmarking for someone else on switch() vs if/elseif.
Code:
```for(\$i=0;\$i<300000;\$i++)
{
\$randnum = rand(1,5);
switch(\$randnum)
{
case 1:
\$x = 1;
break;
case 2:
\$x = 2;
break;
case 3:
\$x = 3;
break;
case 4:
\$x = 4;
break;
case 5:
\$x = 5;
break;
default:
\$x = 10;
}
}```

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11. ^heh... I actually found out that they make it easier for you after I had it all written... maybe someday I'll rewrite it... it (the rewrite) should be faster because they strip ALOT of info out for you...

Have I ever mentioned that I like to shove well-chilled Becks beer bottles up my own arse, sideways?

I was enjoying some Becks last night. Only had three or four then promptly fell asleep!
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