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    A new answer to "Do my homework" threads...

    http://australianit.news.com.au/arti...nbv%5e,00.html

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    Fed up with email invitations to submit papers for science conferences, three students from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology created a software program that churned out nonsensical telecommunications and internet gibberish, hit "enter" and produced a paper that was accepted by a Florida internet conference last week.
    It has a link to generate your own. Heres one I did:

    http://cone.lcs.mit.edu/scicache/233...+Krauklis.html

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    Can anyone say 'term paper'?

    Omg sweetkthx!

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    So I don't have to type out my gibberish manually anymore? What a time saver!
    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    Creativity at its finest.
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    My favorite line from one of those:
    Our implementation of our application is flexible, atomic, and omniscient.

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    HAHA, this is the best!
    Thanks for the link!

    the World Wide Web can be made atomic
    And the title of one of my papers:
    Kernels Considered Harmful
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    Haahaa, I like it.
    (Title: Unstable, Pseudorandom Algorithms)
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    Though many skeptics said it couldn't be done (most notably Hector Garcia-Molina et al.), we propose a fully-working version of our algorithm. Next, end-users have complete control over the codebase of 17 Java files, which of course is necessary so that massive multiplayer online role-playing games and spreadsheets can agree to answer this problem. MICH is composed of a virtual machine monitor, a centralized logging facility, and a centralized logging facility. One is not able to imagine other solutions to the implementation that would have made coding it much simpler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter2
    MICH is composed of a virtual machine monitor, a centralized logging facility, and a centralized logging facility. One is not able to imagine other solutions to the implementation that would have made coding it much simpler.
    Ha...I imagine the elimination of the redundant centralized logging facility might have made coding simpler.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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    On the contrary, both centralized logging facilities are absolutely fundamental to the MICH algorithm. The first one is used in conjunction with advanced AI to correct logic and code errors on the fly, and the second provides the raw materials for extending the supercomputer's housing complex as it is improved and perfected autonomously
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    My bad...I guess I didn't read the rest of the paper. Good work, Hunter2!
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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