Thread: Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

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    Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

    1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    4. Are You Andy or Barney?

    5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

    6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    7. I pay your salary!

    8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    Sorry for spelling errors, not English!
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    12.) *flick him off* "Suck my first amendment!"

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    Registered User axon's Avatar
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    hehehe pretty good 8/10

    some entropy with that sink?

    there are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - franz kafka

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    you forgot the classic one : "Whats wrong Ossifer? I swear to drunk im not god!"

    and next time , post your source
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    nice give it 7/10
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    I recall a classic line from Seinfeld:

    "Do you know what the speed limit is?"

    "Gotta be 55"

    "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    "Ha ha - a lot faster than THAT!"

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    "Is there any way we could settle this with sex officer?"
    See you in 13

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    mov.w #$1337,D0 Jeremy G's Avatar
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    "Uh, you're not gonna check the trunk are you?"

    "Hey, you look familiar! Arn't you the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand?"
    (it should be realized my posts are all in a light hearted manner. And should not be taken offense to.)

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    & the hat of GPL slaying Thantos's Avatar
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    Most of them I don't find funny, too close to home I guess. Still my fav is:
    "Theres no blood in my alchol officer"

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