Evil Dentist
Here are the reasons that made me think that dentists are pure evil. Is this common or is it only my dentist?
- Whenever he says that something won't hurt , IT HURTS !!!! :
Dentist : take it easy , this won't hurt
Me : ok , go ahead
Dentist : *starts drilling*
Me : OOWWW !!!
Dentist : WHAT ???
Me : YOU should take it easy , it hurts !!
Dentist : no it doesn't !!
Me : *mumbles* how the hell would you know
- Last time he told me that he's gonna give me a special anesthetic , and everything will go smooth. I opened my mouth preparing to take the injection , he unexpectedly chose a location deep inside my mouth , somewhere close to my throat :
Dentist : Do you know how a needle feels like?
Me : *while my mouth is opened* uh-uh?("no?
Dentist : *injects*
Me : uuuuunnnnngggghhhh
Dentist: What do you feel? a burn? a shock?
Me : unnnnn gaaaah ("both")
Dentist : Calm down , i'm almost done ... there you go
Me : I HATE YOU ... !!!!
Dentist : hehe , i hate you too
Me : why would you want to anesthetize me in my throat? *thinks* you idiot
Dentist : Its not your throat. I had to anestethize the main nerves.
(5 minutes later)
Dentist : you will feel NOTHING !! nothing at all
Me : great
Dentist : *drills for a while*
Me : GOD !!!
Dentist : WHAT NOW??? YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING !!
Me : how many injections am i allowed to take?
Dentist : about 13
Me : give me two more !!!!
*everything goes fine*
Why do they ALWAYS LIE ??? i mean how would they know if something hurts me or not?? they assume stupid stuff like :
a) If person some people don't feel any pain , then the rest shouldn't :
Me : IT HURTS !!!
Dentist : I used to do it to my patients without any problems !!!
Me : *sobs* but i'm a different patient !!!
b) I should open my mouth for one complete hour without moving or complaining.
and more. Anyway , enough ranting .. i'll leave ya with a "scary" pic of mine when i was at the clinic. I took it with my Nokia phone while he was working ( i was bored). It felt like he was gonna build something inside my mouth...
