Thread: Saying the right thing, right time!

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    Saying the right thing, right time!

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to do some
    shopping--Love you!"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, juice and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... Do you know what happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home sometime after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture stumbling around the house, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

    "So then, why is everything in such perfect order, I have a rose, and breakfast is cooked and waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone lady, I'm married!"

    Broken furniture - $185.26
    Hot Breakfast - $4.20
    Red Rose bud -$3.19
    Two Aspirins -$.38
    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

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    Is this based off a true story? :P
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    It's his life story.

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    my life story is boring and confusing, i found this on the net.

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    Registered User axon's Avatar
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    hehe, thats pretty good rod.

    some entropy with that sink?

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    That's sweet...

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    Haha 9/10

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    This is good! really good!
    Sorry for spelling errors, not English!
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    It's a good thing that he said right?
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