Originally Posted by Dante Shamest
Java? She will do you a world of good. She'll teach you Object-Oriented Programming and you'll love her for the first few months. However, after those few months are up, you'll realise the relationship has a few problems...
1. She is always late for dates and takes forever to do anything.
2. She doesn't want to only be with you; she wants to be with all men and women.
3. While her commitment to taking out the garbage is impressive, she only does so at the most inconvenient times.
4. Her look and feel is wrong. Just wrong.
5. For security reasons, she'll never let you see her naked.
6. Her best friends, C and Assembly, are so much more exciting.