Thread: Ah, comedy

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    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    True dat.

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    dont get it.


    well theres a suprise.

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    lol - Man I am a geek
    i don't think most standard compilers support programmers with more than 4 red boxes - Misplaced

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    I dont get it.

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    Well I hope your kidding but in case you are not a geek like me let me explain

    Binary consists of 0s and 1s right. It is a base 2 number system therefore the only digits it holds are 0s and 1s.

    Therefore:
    Code:
    base 2                   base 10
    
       0                                0
       1                                1
       10                              2
       11                              3
    ect.

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    Well the spacing sucks but you get the picture
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    i don't think most standard compilers support programmers with more than 4 red boxes - Misplaced

    It is my sacred duity to stand in the path of the flood of ignorance and blatant stupidity... - quzah

    Such pointless tricks ceased to be interesting or useful when we came down from the trees and started using higher level languages. - Salem

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    lol , i've seen this before (the shirt). In fact , you can get it for 14.99$-16.99$ :

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/

    good for confusing the people around you
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    Q: How do you confuse an idiot?

    A: 42 Apples

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean_mackrory
    Q: How do you confuse an idiot?

    A: 42 Apples
    So what you're saying is, the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything is actually 42 + Apples, which is 613 in ASCII, so 42+613 = 655. Add 11, which is the number of fingers on Govtcheez's right hand (which has probably seen more "life" pass over it than anything), and you get 666. Now, I ask you: Coincidence? I think not. Life, then, is inherently evil.

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    How many fingers does he have on his left hand?

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    That's almost as good as the mathematical proof that Barney is evil.
    I live in a giant bucket.

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    I like this one. It's sort of recursive.

    The world is divided into two sorts of people,
    Those that divide the world into two sorts of people,
    And those that don't.

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